Bookstore Jokes
55 bookstore jokes and hilarious bookstore puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bookstore that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bookstore Short Jokes
Short bookstore jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bookstore humour may include short library books jokes also.
- I went to a bookstore recently. Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I wondered why they were doing that. Then IT hit me.
- Where can single men over 65 find younger women who are interested in them? In the bookstore, under "fiction".
- Did you hear about the bar for West African bookstore workers with anti government views? Liberian Libertarian Librarian Libations
- I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it.
- Campus bookstore robbed The Campus bookstore was just robbed of $25000. The criminal was seen taking a sweatshirt and 4 textbooks
- A midget walks into a bookstore... ...& asks clerk: 'do you happen to have any books on irony.'
The clerk points to a shelf: 'top row.' - A girl came into my bookstore and asked... A girl came into my bookstore and asked, "what are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
Slim to nun? - A man went into a bookstore and complained... I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"
The sales assistant said, That's because it has no spine. - Bookstores are a great place to meet women... ... But not so if your opening line is "What does this word mean?"
- I went into the bookstore and asked the clerk, can you tell me where the self-help section is? And she said, why don't you try to find that yourself?
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Bookstore One Liners
Which bookstore one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bookstore? I can suggest the ones about bookshelf and target store.
- I saw a book at the bookstore called "How to Solve 50% of your problem" So I bought two
- Rioters are destroying Baltimore. Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe.
- what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird
- Went to my local bookstore today and took a look at the classics section... It was lit
- libraries are like communist bookstores. No food allowed.
- What Is A Mexican's Favorite Bookstore? Borders.
- What is a Republican's favorite bookstore? Closed Borders
- What do you call a group of physicians without a local bookstore? Doctors Without Borders
- Someone broke into my local comic bookstore... They're calling him the comic-con.
- What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary
*say it out loud* - TIL there are only 13 feminist bookstores in America. They are all Dairy Queens.
- Why did the Arab get kicked out of the Persian bookstore? He couldn't pe.
Happy Bookstore Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about bookstore you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drug store jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bookstore pranks.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
Why was a young man in a used bookstore?
Guy in the used book store picks up a bunch of old magazines and takes them to the counter.
Store owner says he's got lots that are more recent than the ones the customer has chosen.
The guy explains he's a new doctor just setting up his practice and he wants patients to think he's been a doctor for a while.
Man in the book store
a man enters a bookstore and asks: do you have a book called " men- king of the house"
gets a reply: No, we don't sell fairy tales here.
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So h**... is working at a bookstore
and I go up to him and say, "Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"
He replies, "Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."
I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation.
She told me it hasn't come out yet
If I had a bookstore
I'd make the mystery section really hard to find
(Credits: Demetri Martin)
I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes.
She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section.
Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
Overheard this in a bookstore
Guy 1: "Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?"
Guy 2: (After some thinking) "I don't know, what?"
Guy 1: "The outside."
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A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore wearing a Make America Great Again hat...
As he was wandering around taking a look, the clerk asked if he could help the man find anything.
Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding Muslims and i**... aliens?
The clerk said, Kiss my a**...… get out… and stay out!
The man said, Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?
My buddy Frank always goes to the bookstore rather than just get the online PDF
yeah, he's a real 'buy the book' kinda guy...
I was at the bookstore today and couldn't decide which pen to buy.
I tried using all the different kinds of pen to write, but all the words still turns out ugly.
I don't understand all this talk about borders...
...wasn't that bookstore closed years ago?
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles...
Hardback? , asked the clerk.
Yes, with cute little legs. I said.
I went to the bookstore and asked the store assistant for a book on turtles
She asked, Hardback?
And I was like, Yeah, and little heads
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I noticed at my bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Art of the Deal" are both in the erotica section
According to the bookstore, "The Art of the Deal" has people getting s**... in a lot more positions.
I've just seen a man in the local bookstore exchange a swede like vegetable for some hardbacks
I thought, that's a turnip for the books
A man walks into a bookstore and asks the young assistant,
"Do you have the book on constipation?"
She replies, "It's not out yet"
"Yep, that's the one"
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Bookstore
A man goes into a book shop and asks the young female assistant,
"Do you have the new book out for men with short p**...? I can't remember the title. "
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "Yes! That's the one! I'll take a copy, thanks!"
I was browsing in a bookstore and found an English book about unexpected uses for a pry bar.
50 Ways to Love Your Lever.
My final work dad joke
I always include a dad joke on the schedule for my employees (which this sub helps out with when I can't think of one, thank you). Next Friday is my last day, and this is the last schedule I'm sending to them. We work in a bookstore, and my final, cringe inducing joke to them is:
After careful consideration, I've decided to leave my job at the bookstore.
_It's time to turn the page to a new chapter in my life_
Pretty bad even by my standards, but it felt right.
I got in trouble my bookstore today...
...they didn't appreciate me moving The Handmaid's Tale to non-fiction.
(My heart goes out to the US. I'm so sorry.)
