The Best 10 Bookshelf Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bookshelf jokes. There are some bookshelf book jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bookshelf bookshop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bookshelf Jokes and Puns

I saw Sean Connery build a bookshelf once. He built it wrong and it was kinda crooked. I called him out on it and he told me...

"I'm ashamed of my shelf.

A man was killed when his bookshelf collapsed....

Police say he had only his shelf to blame.

What's the difference between a bookshelf and women's clothes?

You can actually put things in a bookshelf.

Bookshelf joke, What's the difference between a bookshelf and women's clothes?

What does a bookshelf have in common wit Sean Connery?

When they take a picture of themselves it's called a *shelfie*

Janet, a bit tipsy from the champagne, didn't realize the new office photocopier was a 3D photocopier.

So Steve got a nice bust for his bookshelf for christmas.


A bottle of Cillit bang leaked all over my bookshelf yesterday...

And now I can't find my copy of Motley Crue's autobiography.

I bought a book about improving memory

When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.

Bookshelf joke, I bought a book about improving memory

What do you get when you cross an alligator and a bookshelf?

Snappy titles

Did you hear about bookshelf that was full?

It was fully booked?

A man is at a library

He starts reading some books and a bookshelf falls on him and wants to sue the library, but the librarian says it was just shelf-defense.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bookshelf screenshot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bookshelf bookcase piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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