Bookshelf Jokes
14 bookshelf jokes and hilarious bookshelf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bookshelf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bookshelf Short Jokes
Short bookshelf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bookshelf humour may include short bookstore jokes also.
- I saw Sean Connery build a bookshelf once. He built it wrong and it was kinda crooked. I called him out on it and he told me... "I'm ashamed of my shelf.
- A man was killed when his bookshelf collapsed.... Police say he had only his shelf to blame.
- What's the difference between a bookshelf and women's clothes? You can actually put things in a bookshelf.
- What does a bookshelf have in common wit Sean Connery? When they take a picture of themselves it's called a *shelfie*
- Janet, a bit tipsy from the champagne, didn't realize the new office photocopier was a 3D photocopier. So Steve got a nice bust for his bookshelf for christmas.
- A bottle of Cillit bang leaked all over my bookshelf yesterday... And now I can't find my copy of Motley Crue's autobiography.
- I bought a book about improving memory When I put it on my bookshelf, I saw three same books there.
- A man is at a library He starts reading some books and a bookshelf falls on him and wants to sue the library, but the librarian says it was just shelf-defense.
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Bookshelf One Liners
Which bookshelf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bookshelf? I can suggest the ones about library books and book cover.
- I finally finished building a bookshelf and everyone seemed impressed with it. Nailed it!
- What do you get when you cross an alligator and a bookshelf? Snappy titles
- Did you hear about bookshelf that was full? It was fully booked?
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What funny jokes about bookshelf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cupboard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bookshelf pranks.
One day a man noticed…
a chicken would come into his house, take a book from the bookshelf in its beak and carry it off into the woods behind his house.
The next day, the chicken came back and got another book, disappeared into the woods. This went on for a few days.
Finally the guy followed the chicken into the woods. Came to a clearing where there was a huge pile of books, with a frog sitting nearby. The man watched as the chicken spat the book onto the ground and said 'Book, book, book'.
The frog said…'Reddit, reddit'.
