Bookmarks With Jokes

Funniest Bookmarks With Short Jokes

Short bookmarks with jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bookmarks with humour may include short napkins with jokes also.

1. I walked into a library and asked the librarian, "do you have a bookmark?" He replied, "Of course I have a book, this is a library!"
2. I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and asks, Do you have a bookmark? I said, Yes, we have hundreds, but my name's Dave.
3. Not a dime of our taxes was used to buy bookmarks.... Politicians prefer to bend a page over.

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Bookmarks With One Liners

Which bookmarks with one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bookmarks with? I can suggest the ones about wallpaper with and bookshelf.

1. My girlfriend and I share a bookmark. It's good that we're both on the same page.
2. My friend Mark works in a library He is a bookmark.
3. For goodness sake you've had your nose in that book all day long, why? I lost my bookmark
4. You know, some people don't really care for bookmarks But they're okay in my book.
5. My friend hates bookmarks. But they're pretty useful in my book.
6. I've got a large bookmark Someone threw a copy of the bible at me.
7. Why don't congressmen use bookmarks? They just bend over the pages.
8. Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks.

Bookmarks With Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bookmarks with you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean book and author jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bookmarks with pranks.