Booking Jokes

• Short Booking Jokes
• Booking One Liners
• More Booking Jokes

Funniest Booking Short Jokes

Short booking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The booking humour may include short reservation jokes also.

1. If you take the first two letters of the title of each the 7 harry potter books, it spells out a secret message HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2. I told my teenage niece to go get me a phone book... She laughed at me, and said
   "Oh uncle J you're so old. Just use my phone."
   So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
3. Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as... "The most violent book I have ever read"
4. Breaking News Trump's personal library just burned down The fire consumed both books and he hasn't even finished coloring the second one
5. My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography...
6. I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
7. I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia. She whispered: "They're right behind you."
8. They say Kim Jong Un has read every single book That must be why everyone calls him the supreme reader
9. Librarian: Can I help you? Dave: Yeah, I'm looking for a book about-
   Librarian: Being psychic?
   Dave: No...
   Librarian: One day that will work.
10. A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover

Share These Booking Jokes With Friends

Booking One Liners

Which booking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with booking? I can suggest the ones about ticket and booked.

1. What do u call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years? Church
2. Two mice are chewing on a film roll One says, "I liked the book better"
3. What do you call a book club that's been stuck on only one book for years? The Church
4. Why does Kim Jong Un love books? Because he is the Supreme Reader.
5. Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader.
6. I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down.
7. Look, I'm all for coloring books... but connect-the-dots? That's where I draw the line.
8. I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. At first I hated it, but by the end I loved it.
9. $2.1 million worth of textbooks were stolen the other day All eight books were recovered.
10. A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.!!! He only had his shelf to blame.,,,,
11. "I'd like this book on revenge please" Cashier: "You'll pay for that."
12. Life is too short for my book of 5 letter words.
13. What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church
14. I have written a book on Penguins In hindsight, paper would have been better.
15. I just booked some cheap seats from United. They were in the nosebleed section.

The Funniest Booking Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about booking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hotel reservation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make booking pranks.