Book Club Jokes
38 book club jokes and hilarious book club puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about book club that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Book Club Short Jokes
Short book club jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The book club humour may include short library books jokes also.
- My local tennis club doesn't allow courts to be pre-booked. It works on a first come, first serve basis.
- The dyslexic book club is reading Nietzsche. They just got to the part where the dog dies.
- I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength. I call it "Book Club"
- I started a book club for dyslexics. This month we're reading Hemingway's classic "The odd Mom and the she".
- Book club leader: "So last weeks assignment was Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. What did everyone think?" [No one responds]
- After years of avoiding social commitments, I finally attended my book club meeting. Turns out I hadn't missed out on much, they were still stuck on the same book- The Bible
- Book club goes camping with no tent Stop at store.
Employ asks, need help?
No, they respond, we know plenty about tense. - I got detained by security at a comedy club the other night. I didn't find the comedian's joke very funny so they booked me for resisting a jest .
Share These Book Club Jokes With Friends
Book Club One Liners
Which book club one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with book club? I can suggest the ones about bookstore and book.
- What do u call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years? Church
- Welcome to book-binding club Make yourself a tome.
- Church A very enthusiastic book club.
- What do you call a book club full of sheep and wine? The Church.
- What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved.
- What's a violent and sexist book club called? ISIS.
- My local off-licence has started hosting a book club. First up is Tequila Mockingbird.
- What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for decades? Church
- How do you say 'book club' in french? lec ture de france
- Why did the party kid go to the book club? Because it was LIT-erature!
- I went to my local book club... I forgot my bat.
Book Club Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about book club you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean book name jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make book club pranks.
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge.
He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought.
So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; John." he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."
The Pope dies and arrives in Heaven
St. Peter awaits him. St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."
St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."
The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."
St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."
St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.
St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."
God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)
Jesus: "Yes Dad, what's up?"
God and St. Peter explain the situation.
Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."
Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room Jeffery Epstien didn't kill himself laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.
Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
Adult book store
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"George," the guy answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke," he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"George," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke," he answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; George," he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."
The pope dies and goes to heaven
He arrives at the pearly gates of heaven and meets Saint Peter. Saint Peter asks "What is your name?". The pope, expecting a warm welcome, reacts surprised. "I'm the pope!", he says. St Peter looks into his book but cannot find an entry for the pope. "I'm the head of catholic church, surely you must know me!" says the pope. St Peter doublechecks but can't find anything at all. The pope insists he should be more than welcome in heaven, so after a while, St Peter says "wait a second, I'll go get God".
God arrives and takes a look at the pope, but he doesn't recognise him either. The pope tries to explain his position as leader of the church on earth, but God just doesn't seem to understand much of it. He decides to get his son Jesus, maybe he knows more.
Jesus and the pope step aside and talk for a minute or 2. Then, a smiling Jesus goes back to God and says "Dad, do you remember that fishing club I had 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a b**... club. . .
I guess people bond over different things.
A blonde joins a book club.
She goes along to the first meeting and it's her turn to share what she's been reading this week.
"Well, it took me a while to finish, but this was a brilliant read and I highly recommend it". She pulls out a bookmark and shows it to the group.
One of the members says, "Um... That's not a book"
"What are you talking about? Mark at the library gave me this when I asked him for a book!"
I got kicked out of my book club meeting because I tried to review Tommy Wiseau's book adaptation of his movie despite never actually having read it.
I should have noticed how irritated the crowd was getting at my inaccurate speech, but I didn't read The Room.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What can you say in a book club and during s**...?
I am almost through but I haven't reached the c**... yet