Boob Jokes

Following is our collection of quantitties humor and titty one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Boob puns for adults, dirty teet jokes or clean third boob gags for kids.

There is an abundance of tittie jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on boob. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mammary witze you can hear about boob.

The Best jokes about Boob

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support around here, people are gonna think we're nuts!

Boobs are like the sun.

You can stare at em longer if you're wearing sunglasses.

My wife said I could only get a tattoo, if she gets a boob job.

Seems only fair. Tit for tat.

12 boobs sounds good

Dozen tit

My cheating ex hated tattoos so I decided to get a tattoo on my left boob

That was my tit for tat

Boobs without nipples.

Are pointless

Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?)

How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies?

In 'quantitties'.

Why don't boobies make apple juice?


NSFW: What does one boob say to the other boob?

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts.

What do you call someone who's clueless about breast implants?

Boob noob

Boobless calculator joke

There was a woman who had 69" boobs.
For her those were two, two, two heavy.
She went to 51st Street to see Dr X.
The doctor operated on her 8 times.
After that she became 55378008

Turn it upside-down and it says “BOOBLESS.”

Where can you get boobies

TD's bank

What's another term for boob sweat ?


What do you get after a boobjob?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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