Boo Jokes
121 boo jokes and hilarious boo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is a collection of hilarious boo jokes, including riddles involving peek-a-boo, spooky boo, Elmo says boo, Beanie Boo, Bippity Boppity Boo, and more. Get scared and laugh with these funny boo jokes that are sure to get any party started.
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- Short Boo Jokes
- Boo One Liners
- Boo Who Jokes
- Boo Bees Jokes
- Peek A Boo Jokes
- Honey Boo Boo Jokes
- More Boo Jokes
Funniest Boo Short Jokes
Short boo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boo humour may include short honk jokes also.
- Just been diagnosed with the dreaded 'Peek-a-Boo virus'...
I'm being transferred to ICU. - Gordon Ramsey goes to Australia and makes a lemon meringue pie. The whole audience cheers! "That's strange," he says, "I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
- I got booed off stage on open mic night because of my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonation but I'm not gonna let that get to me.... I'll return
- Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident. All involved were rushed to the ICU
- Why do ghost want to get vaccinated? So they can get boo-sted.
From my 5 year old on the way home from getting his vaccine. - Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a haunted house? Because the ghosts will bring the boos
- I got booed off of the stage at the start of my comedy act for saying that I still live with my parents... That's the last time I do a gig at an orphanage.
- I was watching Australian Master chef last night... Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue - I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts
- My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: BOO-Bees!
And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times.
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Boo One Liners
Which boo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boo? I can suggest the ones about whee and peek a boo.
- From my 7 year-old son: What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks? You.
Why I oughta...! - What religion do ghosts practice? Boo-ddhism
- Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU.
- What is the scariest planet in Star Wars? Na-BOO!
- What's the main religion of most ghosts? Boo dism
- Why Did The Alcoholic comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos.
- Mario is a recovering alcoholic... haunted by the thought of Boos.
- Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store? They would steal all the boos.
- What bee produces milk? A boo-bee
- My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk?
Boo-bee's - Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!
- How does a ghost plan his day? He makes a to-boo list
- What do you call it when a Chinese ghost hits you with a stick? Bam! *Boo*!
- Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo? To the I.C.U
- What do you call a french ghost that likes anime? A oui-a-boo.
Boo Who Jokes
Here is a list of funny boo who jokes and even better boo who puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.
- I heard that alcoholism is a big problem in the ghost community… They are all really into boos
- How do ghosts become friends? They bond over boos.
I made this up while sleep-deprived last night. I am sorry. - A contestant made a meringue on Australian Masterchef and the crowd started clapping and cheering. The host said, "This is very unusual for an Australian audience. They normally Boo meringues!!"
- What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!
- What rhymes with boo and really stinks? You
- How can you tell when a bar is haunted? It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
- What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees
- If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one
- Why did the alcoholic tell bad jokes at the comedy club? He did it for the boos.
Boo Bees Jokes
Here is a list of funny boo bees jokes and even better boo bees puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What kind of bees make milk, not honey? Boo-bies (.)(.)
- How do you scare bees? "Boo-bees!"
Gold from my local preacher - For my birthday I bought a pair of ghost bumblee earrings. This way my face can always be between a pair of boo-bees.
- Why isn't anyone afraid of ghost bees? Because everyone loves Boo Bees!
I'm sure someone thought of this first but I don't remember hearing it before and it popped into my head. - what do you call bees on halloween? boo bees
- What's the sexiest bee species? Boo-bees
- What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee.
- What's do bees dress up as on Halloween? Boo-Bees
- What do you get when you cross a ghost with a swarm of honeybees? BOO-BEES!
- What bees make milk? Boo-bees!
Peek A Boo Jokes
Here is a list of funny peek a boo jokes and even better peek a boo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the guy that was injured in the freak peek-a-boo incident? He had to be put in the icu
- I was injured while playing peek-a-boo They took me to the ICU
- My doctor told me I have peek-a-boo syndrome. They sent me to the I see you.
- Where do you take someone who got injured in a game of peek a boo? ICU
- Where do you take someone injured in a Peek a Boo accident? To the ICU.
- Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands
- Did you hear about the epileptic who played peek-a-boo? Now he seizure
Now he don't - Which hospital ward is the best place to play peek-a-boo? I.C.U
- Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I C U.
- Kids I play with love peek-a-boo! Except they get happy when I hide and sad when I appear
Honey Boo Boo Jokes
Here is a list of funny honey boo boo jokes and even better honey boo boo puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where does Honey Boo Boo live? Obe City.
- What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds? An amber alert was issued
- Yo mama's so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom tried to give her a massage and got lost!
- What did Honey Boo Boo's father say after he didn't pull out? Uh oh... I think I made a boo boo.
- What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees
Delightful Fun Boo Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about boo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean toot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boo pranks.
What did the cow with a cold say?
Boo
How To Scare Someone Who's Afraid Of The Unknown
>!Boo!<
What's the noisiest plant?
Bam!
Boo!
What kind of tea do ghosts drink?
Boo tea.
Lame I know but my kid liked it.
I dressed up like a giant rooster and scared my wife.
Apparently she doesn't like boo c**....
Had a tricky and emotional chat with my 9-year-old son this morning. There was a lot of "Boo hoo, nobody picks me for teams" and "I haven't got any friends".
Anyway, he was very nice about it and gave me some tips for being more sociable.
What do you use to plan a haunted house?
Boo prints. :)
What do you call it when a ghost feels like it's haunted the same house before?
De ja Boo!
My wife walked in to the room, I snuck up behind her and yelled Boo!
She Shrieked, cried hysterically peed herself and ran outside.
I always do this to her but I guess it was funnier when I was alive.
If cows say "moo" and ghosts say "boo", what does the ghost of a cow say?
Nothing. Cows don't have souls.
What's the first thing in organized ghost does in the morning?
Makes a to boo list
Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said "boo"?
The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship.
My son told me this joke when he was two. "Knock knock..."
"Who's there?"
"Boo."
"Boo who?"
"CHICAGO"
He's almost 13 now, so... even if you downvote me straight to h**..., this works out.
Because I can just give him a lecture over why it's all his fault, and then I will be a successful parent today.
What's the scary dessert that keeps coming back?
Boo! meringue
Knock-knock joke that is terrible
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
It's Just a Joke no need to cry
How did Mario speak to King Boo?
With a luouiji board!
Boo me all you like, I just made it up.
I was at the local library trying to find a specific sound for my video project; that of a displeased audience. I was repeatedly listening to a variety of samples through the miniature speakers on the desk.
Unbeknownst to me, a lady who was sat at the desk in the next cubicle was growing irritated and she leant over,startling me, and screamed PICK A BOO!
What an odd game to play with another adult in a library.
what's a Japanese ghosts favorite type of cake?
Boo Cah-Ke
What do you call a scary cake that keeps coming back?
A boo meringue
A turkey and his friend are walking down a street...
When a ghost pops out and screams "Boo!". The friend screams in t**... while the turkey has no reaction. A while later, the friend asked why the Turkey wasn't afraid. He responded "I'm not chicken".
A bee landed on a girl's chest at the s**... addiction therapy course.
Apparently screaming Boo Bee at her chest was wrong...
Where do you take someone after a Peeka Boo accident?
The ICU
Why didn't god make two Yogi Bears?
Because he made a Boo Boo.
If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy...
I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
I saw an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made meringue
It surprised me.
Australians usually boo meringue.
What does a ghost call his girlfriend?
His boo
What is a ghost's favourite plant
Bam boo
What is an Australian ghosts favorite pie?
Boo Meringue!
I feel like I've seen that ghost before.
I must be having Deja boo.
Someone once tried to tell me a really boring joke about chicken seasoning
I just said "Boo! Yawn!"
Have you heard about the ghost who can't reach the top shelf
He could really use a boo st.
What's got 4 legs and goes "Boo!"?
A cow with a cold.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo bee. (b**... - get it? - courtesy of my kids)
Why didn't they make a second Yogi bear?
Because they made a boo boo
What do ghosts wear?
Boo Jeans
There's one pie that always comes back to haunt me
Boo merengue
I hate it when a whole heap of people wearing cargo pants unexpectedly gather around me and get all excited.
It's like "Boo! Khaki party!"
How do you scare a bee?
Jump in front of it and yell BOO BEE!!!
Little Ghost
So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo.
Did you hear about the ghost who liked anime? What a Wea-
Boo!
What did Casper say to his girlfriend?
I love you, boo!!
Did you hear about the ghost comedian's show last night?
Apparently all you could hear in the place was Boo!
So a cactus walks into a bar and shouts "BOO"
Everyone then got really...pricky
Halloween jokes
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
Boo boos.
Whay do you call wood that's scared?
Petrified.
What did the theatre critic's ghost say?
Boo
"I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi." *"But, what's a matteryogi?"*
Nothing Boo Boo
I ran a marathon!
1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya.
Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day
Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?
Cuz you my BOO
My girlfriend had her b**... reduced by 40%.
Boo!
Wife asked if I'd like some tea
I told her I'll take some "boo" tea.
Pow-Chika-wow-wow
What did the ghost give his spouse for their anniversary?
A boo k.
Boo! Sorry I guess that isn't very scary.
Taxes!
What did the cow say after it died?
Boo.
