Bono Jokes
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This article takes a look at some of Bono's funniest jokes, from his reworking of Beyonce's lyrics to an off-the-cuff quip he made about pro bono. Get ready for a good laugh!
Funniest Bono Short Jokes
Short bono jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bono humour may include short singer jokes also.
- You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge.
- What do you say when 2 fans of Bono tell you they love you? I love you too you two U 2 fans.
- What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono
- I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
- Did you hear that the band U2 gave away a free concert? Apparently, the crowd was very Pro Bono.
- Did you hear about the lawyer who moonlights as a U2 impersonator? He calls himself Pro Bono.
- I'm organising a debate to decide which member of U2 is the best. I'm doing it completely pro bono
- So Bono has had glaucoma for years No wonder he still hasn't found what he's looking for...
- When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile... I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!
- Bono has released a protest song against Google I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
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Bono One Liners
Which bono one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bono? I can suggest the ones about pro bono and bard.
- Bono and The Edge walk into a bar The bartender sighs ugh, not you two again…
- How does Bono spell color? With or without "u"
- I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
- Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for.
- Bono switched from Google to Bing But he still hasn't found what he's looking for
- Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono.
- How do U2's lawyers work? Pro Bono.
- What was U2's lawyer's hourly rate? Nothing, he was pro-Bono
- My lawyer dumped me after I said I hated U2. He was working under a Pro Bono agreement.
- Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono
- Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book... But Cher can.
- Why is U-2's lawyer always broke? All of his cases are pro-Bono
- Why did Bono fall off the stage ? He got too close to the Edge
- Having U2 as a client would be the worst All the work is pro bono.
- Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono? She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!
Pro Bono Jokes
Here is a list of funny pro bono jokes and even better pro bono puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't get why all these people praise lawyers just for being U2 fans Suddenly they're special for taking on Pro-Bono cases?
- Have you heard of U2's new charity? it's pro bono
- How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
- TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case. It was pro Bono.
- When a roofer works pro bono... It's on the house
- I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work.
- How do dogs do business? Pro-bono
- Aliens may in fact be pro bono proctologists from another planet Uranus , possibly
- What do you call a Mexican male pornstar who works for free? Pro Bono
- People ask me if I like U2... I tell them "Yes, I'm pro Bono."
Sonny Bono Jokes
Here is a list of funny sonny bono jokes and even better sonny bono puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do stoners and Sonny Bono have in common? They both hit the trees hard.
- What do Sonny Bono and Red Dead Redemption 2 have in common? A tree is your worst enemy.
- Breaking new: Sonny Bono was actually murdered The tree was planted
- Sonny and Cher's son arrested for prostitution. His lawyer claims he was doing it Pro Bono.
Cheeky Bono Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about bono you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean symphony jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bono pranks.
I got really angry and shouted at Bono when he played a prank on me recently.
He really had to know you can get seriously hurt if you fall backwards over someone.
But thats what happens when people push me over the edge.
"I love you," Bono whispers to his wife. "Oh honey," she whispers back...
..."I love you too." Bono rolls over in bed and stares at the ceiling as she drifts off to sleep. Why cant she love him for who he is and not just his band.
Bono once painted himself into The Last Supper
he was there on the end, sitting on The Edge
Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?
All his work was pro bono.
My favorite Robin Williams joke
U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly.
As he claps, he tells the crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts "Then stop clappin' your hands!"
Thanks, Robin.
So you had the U2 album drop into your iTunes library without your permission? #firstworldproblems
Meanwhile, people without food and water had Bono turn up to their yard in person.
#thirdworldproblems
Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?
It takes the edge off it
A cyclist gets into an accident...
As he's wheeled into the hospital, he looks to the bed next to him and sees Bono. His face lights up, and he asks, "U2?"
U2 was playing a concert yesterday and Bono fell off the stage..
apparently he was standing too close to The Edge
What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?
Happy new ears Eve!
Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said....
"Get a room U2!"
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Bono heated and cooled his v**... over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste. But distill hasn't found what he's looking for.
U2 hired a company to promote them but they didn't pay anything.
They were pro bono.
U2's Ireland shows have sold out.
Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono.
Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning.
Now he is Pro Bono.
Scott Stapp thinks he's Bono.
Six Feet From The Edge.
Why is there echo every time Bono sings?
Because he's close to The Edge
What's my favourite kind of trans-fat?
Chaz Bono
I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble.
He got double U2s.
Why does Bono always wear those glasses?
Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.
Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
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Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS
It s**.... The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
The lawyer said he'd work Pro Bono
but when the pants came off the competition was too stiff
Why didn't Bono sell any wheat bread at his bakery?
Cuz it's all rye, it's all rye, it's all rye.
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How did Chastity Bono become Chas Bono?
By removing the t**...
Bono and a Lightbulb
How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
U2 performed at live aid for free
It was completely pro bono
What should you say if Bono gives you flowers?
I love U2
Chris Cornell dies and goes to heaven…
St. Peter: It is probably a bit disorienting, but there are a lot of people here you will want to meet.
Chris: Like who?
St. Peter: Well, right over there are Janis, Jimi, Kurt, Prince, and David Bowie for starters.
Chris: Oh no, is that Bono over there with them? I didn't know that Bono was dead.
St. Peter: No, no, that's not Bono, that's god, he just thinks he's Bono.
I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party...
Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.
After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."
U2's Bono got lost today.
He told us all the streets had no names.
How many bonobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, bonobos will screw anywhere...
two sheep walk into a bar..
The barman says "oi you two out of ere!"
and a third sheep comes stumbling in "its 3 ewes mate!" as Bono packs up his microphome.
U2 will be performing a number of free concerts in the coming months....
They will be doing them on a *pro bono* basis.
Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO
They offered to represent her pro bono
Why did Irish Rockers U2 hire a dog as their lawyer?
He was Pro Bono
In Seattle, the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone is looking for a musician/philanthropist to support the cause
i.e. a CHAZ Bono
Bono walks into a bar in Tijuana.
He has thirteen of his closest friends with him, and he offers to buy the first round. He walks up to the bartender and orders in Spanish. The bartender comes out a bit later and hands out all the beers.
Bono laughs and says, "I love this place. Every time I come here, I order four drinks, and the bartender brings out fourteen!"
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I hate U2 so I smashed their vinyls at the store.
My pro bono lawyer is not happy about it.
