Bonjour Jokes
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Two old friends meet in bar...
[translated from Turkish]
-Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months!
-Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while
-"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French?
-Mais biensur !
-Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!!
-No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try.
-Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow.
Next morning he calls Jack:
-Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too?
-Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right.
-Oh cool! Thx!
-Mais de rien !
-oh! s**... already...
Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks:
-Salut mon ami, How is your French?
- Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise)
[probably not the best written joke :/]
A german tourist arrived at Charles de Gaulle
The immigration officer greets him, " Bonjour Monsieur, Welcome to paris, Name?"
"Wolfgang Schmidt."
"Occupation?"
"Nein, Tourism."
What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?
"Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"
("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?
*Bonjour.*
A woman in Paris talks to a man
The man says: Bonjour, madame, I want to say something to you.
Woman: Of course. Go ahead.
Man: Madame, when I see your amazing mouth I want to invite you at my home.
Woman: Oh, thanks, but you are such an attractive man...
Man: No, madame, you did not comprehend. I am a dentist.
How do you say "I surrender" in french?
"Bonjour"
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