The Best 6 Bonjour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bonjour jokes. There are some bonjour goodby jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bonjour neuf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bonjour Jokes and Puns

Two old friends meet in bar...

[translated from Turkish]

-Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months!

-Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while

-"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French?

-Mais biensur !

-Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!!

-No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try.

-Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow.

Next morning he calls Jack:
-Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning. Does it work with those old radios too?

-Sure! Scroll to 99, then go a little further to the right.

-Oh cool! Thx!

-Mais de rien !

-oh! stfu already...

Couple of weeks later, he meets Jack again. And Jack asks:
-Salut mon ami, How is your French?

- Shhhszzzzoussssshzzziuhli! (static noise)

[probably not the best written joke :/]

A german tourist arrived at Charles de Gaulle

The immigration officer greets him, " Bonjour Monsieur, Welcome to paris, Name?"
"Wolfgang Schmidt."
"Occupation?"
"Nein, Tourism."

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

"Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"
("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

*Bonjour.*

A woman in Paris talks to a man

The man says: Bonjour, madame, I want to say something to you.

Woman: Of course. Go ahead.

Man: Madame, when I see your amazing mouth I want to invite you at my home.

Woman: Oh, thanks, but you are such an attractive man...

Man: No, madame, you did not comprehend. I am a dentist.


How do you say "I surrender" in french?

"Bonjour"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bonjour greet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bonjour bye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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