Bong Jokes

Funniest Bong Short Jokes

Short bong jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bong humour may include short crack pipe jokes also.

1. I'll shotgun a beer, rip a b**..., munch some shrooms... But c**... is where I draw the line.
2. I poured some b**... water out on a plant, turns out they don't like w**... Bushes prefer c**...
3. A cop pulled me over... A cop pulled me over and asked papers?
   I said sorry, I don't have them on me, but you're welcome to borrow my b**...
4. A guy that worked in a clock tower got fired for being high on the job. We call him b**... ben
5. What is the difference between Bing b**... and Neil Armstrong? Only one of them made it to the moon.
6. I am an actual real house cat. After I take a b**...-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
7. I just woke up from a dream I just woke up from a dream
   About buying this amazing b**... I can't afford in real life
   I guess you could say it's a pipe dream
8. So a s**... takes a huge rip of this b**.... Like two feet long, and white walls it... And then uh, um... dude what was I saying?
9. What do you call a smoke shop which hosts o**... sponsored by Microsoft's search engine? The Bing b**... Bang Bungalo
10. Today I lost a good bud of mine to a b**....

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Bong One Liners

Which bong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bong? I can suggest the ones about binge and cigarette.

1. So, I purchased tickets and attended a competition for hitting bongs… It was a Rip Off
2. 21000lbs, packed full and waiting to blow your head off Mother of all bongs.
3. What does a frog do when it sees a b**...? Rip it
4. What did the politicians say after taking a huge b**... hit? "What's Allepo?"
5. When does a clock get hungry? After the b**....
6. What do you get from too many b**... hits? A chronic injury.
7. What did the s**... alpaca say to the other s**... alpaca? alpaca 'nother b**...
8. How does Snoop Dogg greet the French? b**... jour.
9. I had a headstone made for the b**... I broke last night. I had it engraved b**... RIP.
10. What's smoky an sounds like a bell? \*b**...\*
11. s**...: Where do I go to get some bongs? English person: Big Ben, mate.
12. Why do stoners like bells so much? b**...! b**...! b**...! b**...!
13. Why was the cupcake so scared of the b**...? Because the b**... threatened to get him baked.
14. Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character? Bing-b**...
15. Why did the hippy drink the b**... water? So he could get highdrated

Bing Bong Jokes

Here is a list of funny bing bong jokes and even better bing bong puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Eminem had his own version of Bing b**.... But then he Forgot About Dre
• So when you use Microsoft's search engine to look for a glass pipe... Bing b**...!

Bong Hit Jokes

Here is a list of funny bong hit jokes and even better bong hit puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Top 40 song about m**...? A b**... hit.
• I accidentally tripped and hit my sons $100 b**... this morning...

Ridiculous Bong Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about bong you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blowing smoke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bong pranks.