Bong Jokes
28 bong jokes and hilarious bong puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bong that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious list of bong jokes! From bong eye to bong hit and everything in between, you'll be sure to get a smoker's cottonmouth from the laughs. If you love a good doobie joke, this one is for you!
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Ridiculous Bong Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good bong joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
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I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.
He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.
#b**... b**... b**...
He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"
I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"
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I'll shotgun a beer, rip a b**..., munch some shrooms...
But c**... is where I draw the line.
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What does a frog do when it sees a b**...?
Rip it
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What did the politicians say after taking a huge b**... hit?
"What's Allepo?"
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When does a clock get hungry?
After the b**....
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What do you get from too many b**... hits?
A chronic injury.
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What did the s**... alpaca say to the other s**... alpaca?
alpaca 'nother b**...
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How does Snoop Dogg greet the French?
b**... jour.
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I had a headstone made for the b**... I broke last night.
I had it engraved b**... RIP.
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What's smoky an sounds like a bell?
\*b**...\*
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Why do stoners like bells so much?
b**...! b**...! b**...! b**...!
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I poured some b**... water out on a plant, turns out they don't like w**...
Bushes prefer c**...
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Why was the cupcake so scared of the b**...?
Because the b**... threatened to get him baked.
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Bong One Liners
Which bong one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bong? I can suggest the ones about binge and cigarette.
- So, I purchased tickets and attended a competition for hitting bongs… It was a Rip Off
- What does a frog do when it sees a b**...? Rip it
- What did the politicians say after taking a huge b**... hit? "What's Allepo?"
- When does a clock get hungry? After the b**....
- What do you get from too many b**... hits? A chronic injury.
- What did the s**... alpaca say to the other s**... alpaca? Alpaca 'nother b**...
- How does Snoop Dogg greet the French? b**... jour.
- I had a headstone made for the b**... I broke last night. I had it engraved b**... RIP.
- What's smoky an sounds like a bell? \*b**...\*
- 21000lbs, packed full and waiting to blow your head off Mother of all bongs.
- s**...: Where do I go to get some bongs? English person: Big Ben, mate.
- Why do stoners like bells so much? b**...! b**...! b**...! b**...!
- Why was the cupcake so scared of the b**...? Because the b**... threatened to get him baked.
- Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character? Bing-b**...
- Why did the hippy drink the b**... water? So he could get highdrated
