Bong Hit Jokes
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I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.
He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.
#b**... b**... b**...
He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"
I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"
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What did the politicians say after taking a huge b**... hit?
"What's Allepo?"
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What do you get from too many b**... hits?
A chronic injury.
So, I purchased tickets and attended a competition for hitting bongs…
It was a Rip Off
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I am an actual real house cat.
After I take a b**...-hit I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
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What do you call a Top 40 song about m**...?
A b**... hit.
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I accidentally tripped and hit my sons $100 b**... this morning...
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