The Best 15 Bonfire Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bonfire jokes. There are some bonfire firewood jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bonfire marshmallows puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bonfire Jokes and Puns

"The neighbors hate us."

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

The neighbors hate us.

"The neighbors hate us."
"Why?"
"Well, you remember when we had that bonfire in my yard, and were roasting marshmallows?"
"Yeah, that was really fun."
"And remember how the house up the road caught fire, and all those fire engines came, and we ran to see what was going on, and the wife was crying in her husband's arms, and how everyone looked at us funny?"
"Yeah, I remember! I wondered what we'd done..."
"We were still holding our marshmallow sticks."

Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Came up during a conversation about having a bonfire

Dad "Here's something you might not have known about me, I can cut wood by just looking at it"

Me, fully expecting a dad joke: "I don't believe you but would you care to elaborate"

Dad: "It's true! I saw it with my own eyes"

He giggled to himself for about 10 minutes after that one.

Bonfire joke, Good one from my dad: "I can cut wood by just looking at it"

What was a girl who knew math called in the 1500s?

A bonfire

What do the French call a good fire ?

A bonfire


Two Parents Get Arrested

A couple is arrested after they get caught burning their son's name on farms. Picture a big bonfire, but it spells their son's name.

It's a tense ride into the station. The parents are obviously nervous, so the officer makes some small talk.

After a while, though, the curiosity gets the best of him so he asks them why.

Cop: Of all things to spell out, why your son's name?

Dad: We figured it was the best way to show how much we love arson.

In the Middle East during the Crusades, what was the best way to describe someone?

By taking all of their books, parchment and pencils and burning them in a bonfire

Bonfire joke, In the Middle East during the Crusades, what was the best way to describe someone?

A Russian, an American, and a Canadian are sitting around a bonfire...

...when suddenly, the Russian throws his bottle of vodka into the fire. The American jumps up and asks, "What did you do that for?"

The Russian replies, "In Russia, we have so much vodka! We do this all the time!"

The American, wanting to one-up the Russian, grabs a handful of cash and throws it into the fire, and says, "In America, we have so much money! We do this all the time!"

The Canadian grabs a Native.

If you see a hedgehog in your bonfire remove it

After 40 minutes for well done then season with salt and pepper.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics...

My kids keep making fun of my Alzheimer's

Wait till they wake up Christmas morning and find no eggs under the bonfire!

You can explore bonfire firecracker reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bonfire cookout dad jokes. There are also bonfire puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


How does Tom Wolfe dispose of the debris from his bathroom remodel?

He has a bonfire of the vanities.

I'll let myself out.

Our next door neighbour's anniversary is on Bonfire night.

Thankfully.

A child is lost in a wood...

Or should I say ON the wood. It's a really big bonfire.

When I'm feeling depressed I use Tinder...

...to light some wood and start a bonfire, where I can warm up my spirits like a real man.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bonfire burn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bonfire nest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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