Bone Jokes

• Short Bone Jokes
• Bone One Liners
• Skeleton Bone Jokes
• Funny Bone Jokes
• Humerus Bone Jokes
• Thigh Bone Jokes
• Broken Bone Jokes
• More Bone Jokes

Funniest Bone Short Jokes

Short bone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bone humour may include short blood jokes also.

1. Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds? Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
2. What do giants and strippers both have in common? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
3. I went to an archaeologist's party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.
4. How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
5. What did the astronauts conclude after they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it.
6. What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
7. What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? ​
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   A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
8. I wish my wife looked at me the way my dog does. You know, waist-high with a bone in her mouth.
9. What do your girlfriend and kfc have in common? Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
10. What's the difference between an anorexic and a shooting star? One's all skin and bones, and the other's a little meteor

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Bone One Liners

Which bone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bone? I can suggest the ones about body and skin.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste
3. My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
4. A woman and a dog once fell in love. He buried his bone in her backyard.
5. What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
6. My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207……
7. The Egyptian man became a bone doctor... They called him a Cairopractor
8. There are 27 bones in the human hand... and 28 when I'm lonely.
9. Did you know, if you boil a funny bone... It becomes a laughing stock.
10. What did the French skeleton say before he ate? Bone apetit
11. How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
12. How do skeletons reproduce? They bone.
13. What do you need for a movie about broken bones? An awesome cast
14. Puns about your bones are generally humerus. But puns about the eyes are even cornea.
15. What do you call a beach with crooked waves? A Scoli-ocean!

Skeleton Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny skeleton bone jokes and even better skeleton bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How much does 2,000lbs of bone weigh a skeleton
• I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons. But to bleach their bone, I guess.
• How do you keep a skeleton from joking? Take away his funny bone.
• How many bones are there in a graveyard? A skeleTON.
• Which do you call a skeleton's hunger? Bone-appetite
• How much do bones weigh? About a skeleTON
• What does did the skeleton waiter say when he served dinner? Bone appetite
• What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson? I'm BONE to be wild!
• How much does a pile of bones weigh? ​
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  It must weigh a skele-ton!
• Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.
  (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Funny Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny funny bone jokes and even better funny bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke... But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
• There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
• Why do people with no arms make bad comedians? Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.
• Just had an operation on my funny bone.... Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
• What do you get when you boil a funny bone? Laughingstock.
• Where do you go when you break your funny bone? The Hahaspital.
• I think after 9 years of dating and jokes, I've worn down all my girlfriend's funny bones. She's got that funny arthritis now.
• A skeleton lost his funny bone. It was quite humerus.
• I think when people talk about the "funny bone" they must mean the spine Because after my sister broke hers she never laughed again.
• Everyone has a funny bone. Mine is my humorous.

Humerus Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny humerus bone jokes and even better humerus bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
• You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
• Workshop dad joke. My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.
• I could tell you a joke about bones... But some of you may not find it very humerus
• I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm It was humerus
• I have a few bone jokes for you... ...but tibia honest, you probably won't find it all that humerus
• I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!
• What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
• Bones always make me laugh. They're just so humerus!
  ^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
• [DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.

Thigh Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny thigh bone jokes and even better thigh bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do a good woman and KFC have in common? After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
• What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
• What's the similarity between women and KFC Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
• My wife said, "Do you know that a healthy human thigh bone is tougher than concrete?" "Yes, I believe you," I replied, "now please put away the drill."
• What's the similarity between a woman and a KFC? Once you get past the tender breast and the juicy thigh your left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
• What does women and KFC have in common? By the time your finished with breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
• Why are women like KFC? Because after that succulent breast and tender thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Broken Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny broken bone jokes and even better broken bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I auditioned for a TV show for people with broken bones. I didn't make the cast.
• Do you have any bruises, sprains, strains, or broken bones? No? Good! Now that we've gotten four maladies out of the way, how the heck are ya?
• What do you call a broken bone factory? A manufracturer
• One of my most selfless acts was when I had several bones broken when stopping a fight. Those kids never stood a chance
• Blonde joke A blonde goes to the doctor. She uses her right index finger, says it hurts when I touch my leg, my collar bone and my arm. "What's wrong?" She says.
  "Your finger is broken."
• Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
  That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
• Why were all of Napoleon's bones broken in two? Because he was Napoleon bone apart.
• Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person?
  A broken funny bone.
  I'll leave now.
• My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order...
• Condoms are like injured bones... If they are broken you are s**....

Howlingly Hilarious Bone Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about bone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean brain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bone pranks.