Bone Marrow Jokes
7 bone marrow jokes and hilarious bone marrow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bone marrow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good bone marrow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A chemist, physicist, and engineer found a human thigh bone.
All three of them were cannibals.
The chemist licked it, and tried to put it into water to dissolve it.
The physicist tried to break it open to get at the marrow.
The engineer took the bone, hit the other two over the head, and ate them.
What do you call someone who donates their bone marrow?
A bonner.
I heard that there was a French military leader who used to extract bone marrow.
His name was Napoleon Bone apart
What does a skeleton grow in his vegetable patch?
A bone marrow.
A few prisoners escaped prison in a car made of bones..
It was a marrow escape.
My mate needed a bone marrow transplant
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.
A request...
So I found out this week that my mom has Leukemia, and is going into the hospital either today or pretty soon there after to start chemo and then hopefully get a bone marrow transplant. I've decided to send her a video of me telling a joke a day to help keep her spirits up, but I know my library of jokes she would appreciate will probably run out within the first week. So please, post your best or favorite relatively clean jokes here! Jokes poking fun at Baptists would be especially appreciated. Thanks guys (and gals!)
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