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But to bleach their bone, I guess.
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
That's pretty humerus.
Laughingstock.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and a blade of grass? About six feet.
How is Princess Diana like a mobile phone? Both die in tunnels.
Where does Diana stay when she visits Paris? Any place she can crash.
How is Princess Diana like breaking a bone? Both need a doctor to remove the plaster of paris.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and thirty-nine pennies? It's easier to scrape together thirty-nine pennies.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What's the difference between Princess Diana an Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
What would Di be doing if she were alive today? Scratching at the lid of her coffin.
Yes I am a horrible person wow.
Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run "I'd give my left arm" and "Single-handedly" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes.
A Scoli-ocean!
But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
Bone apetit
I said 'She's lovely, a great match for you. Got cracking legs matey'
he said: 'Thanks, that's her brittle bone syndrome'
Their hump has no bone.
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The blasfemur
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone.
The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
Bone a petite
But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
They called him a Cairopractor
They bone.
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
but you must admit this is a very nice graveyard.
If I fall and hear something crack, I'm hoping it's a bone
A skeleTON.
Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
Once you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you're left with a greasy box to pop your bone in.
And while they are looking down at one of the bone grinders, one of the salt brick accidentally falls down into the machine. The other salt brick watches in panic as his friend gets sucked into the blades and gears. After a while, the salt brick comes out from the other side of the grinding machine, all ground into pieces and powder.
"Oh my god! Are you okay Jimmy?" The salt brick on the top asks.
"Oh yeah I'm fine."
After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
Isn't that humorous?
I asked my new boss why she wasn't wearing any green today. She told me she didn't feel right celebrating St. Paddy's day since she didn't have an Irish bone in her body. I asked her if she wanted one.
Know anyone hiring?
If you get it wet and rub it enough it'll go away.
You know, waist-high with a bone in her mouth.
He buried his bone in her backyard.
The Hahaspital.
It was quite the shindig.
a skeleton
Teach a dog to bone and you go to jail for animal cruelty
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
You wanna bone?
About a skeleTON
It was humerus
and 28 when I'm lonely.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation people come around and say well Timmy, you can see anyone you want. We'll do our best to get them.
So Timmy says I wanna see Black Panther!
The Doctor says hold on now, you'll see him in a couple days anyways. Why don't you pick someone else?
Doctor said I'll be in stitches for 2 weeks.
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list.
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?"
"My babysitter's boyfriend."
"Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper so I can earn a dollar.""Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?""My babysitter's boyfriend."
Take away his funny bone.
Once you're done with the thighs and the breast, all you have is a greasy box to put your bone.
A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Because they haven't got a funny bone in their body.
to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.
The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"
My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.
I'm BONE to be wild!
Cause I have a bone to pick with him.
It becomes a laughing stock.
He had a bone to pick with his professor.
Biologist : Hey wanna hear a joke?
Friend : sure, go ahead
Biologist : bone of the upper arm
Friend : wow, that's humerus
(I'm not even a dad and idk if this counts as a dad joke but anyways thought of this while studying biology so had to post it)
They always have a bone to pick
Bone appetite
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