Bonding Jokes

67 bonding jokes and hilarious bonding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bonding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bonding Short Jokes

Short bonding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bonding humour may include short bonds jokes also.

  1. James Bond always holds his farts while in bed Otherwise he would blow his cover.

    (Look I'm not funny this was my first and only attempt so sorry X\_X)
  2. 007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle. His orders are to, "bond James, bond".
  3. I went to make my own james bond clothing, but came back with a plain, white T-shirt I had No Time To Dye.
  4. What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
  5. "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what?
    "Bond Name's the james"
    Are you alright?
    "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
  6. What is the most unrealistic part of the newest James Bond movie? A Brit with a full petrol tank.
  7. Sir Roger Moore, prominent James bond actor has passed away His family say that they are shaken.... but not stirred
  8. James Bond walks into a bar... James Bond walks into a bar.
    Michael J. Fox is the bartender.
    James Bond says "I'll have a martini."
    He does not need to specify.
  9. I hate people who finds it disgusting when i breastfeed in public .. It's completely normal and strenghtens the bond between me and my dog.
  10. My friend calls me James Bonds while I play Call Of Duty.... 0 - Kills
    0 - Assists
    7 - Deaths

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Bonding One Liners

Which bonding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bonding? I can suggest the ones about glue and mating.

  1. The name's Bond. Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.
  2. Where do James Bond Actors go when they die? 00Heaven
  3. How did Ian Fleming become so wealthy? By diversifying his Bonds!
  4. Where does 007 invest his money? Bonds. Stocks and bonds.
  5. What did the aging 007 say to his pharmacist? Bond. Gold Bond.
  6. What does James Bond do before going to bed He goes undercover
  7. What is James Bond called in Newfoundland? 007:30
  8. Breastfeeding in public is natural. And it strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
  9. What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7
  10. How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women? Shaven, not furred
  11. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? Bubble 0-7
  12. What do you call James bond in the bath? Bubble07
  13. James Bond once had a partner, Agent 014. But she was exposed for being a double agent.
  14. What do you call James Bond having a bath? Bubble 07
  15. If James Bond led such a high-risk lifestyle... why wasn't he James Stock?

Bonding Chemistry Jokes

Here is a list of funny bonding chemistry jokes and even better bonding chemistry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
  • Two students became friends in chemistry class... ...It was a good bonding experience.
  • My chemistry teacher was talking about Hydrogen Bonding today. Sounds like a lot of FON.
  • What's it called when chemistry teachers share a favorite band? A Co- Van Halen bond
  • My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
  • What do Polish people study in chemistry? Dipole-dipole bonds.
  • What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
  • In chemistry, which bonds are the chillest? Brovalent bonds.
  • Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic.
  • Chemistry Joke This came to me while studying for an exam....
    **What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**
    Sodium said "NaBrO"

Covalent Bonding Jokes

Here is a list of funny covalent bonding jokes and even better covalent bonding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the oxygen atom in tuxedo say to the hydrogen atoms? Bond, Covalent Bond
  • The name's Bond Covalent bond. Shared, not taken.
  • A man was touching his DVD shelf to find his favorite Bond..... then realized that in fact, there were no covalent bonds.
  • What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar? The name's Bond, Covalent Bond
  • James Bond has a brother. Covalent Bond.
Bonding joke, James Bond has a brother.

Ionic Bonding Jokes

Here is a list of funny ionic bonding jokes and even better ionic bonding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • You would think that atoms bonding would mean they're being friendly to eachother But instead they steal each others electrons.
    How ionic.
  • What do you call when a metal shares the negative energy to his non-metal bestfriend? an ionic bonding moment
  • The name in Bond... Ionic Bond! I prefer my electrons taken, not shared!
  • The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond.
  • You'd think that when two atoms in a salt bond, they're being kind by sharing electrons, but actually, one atom is stealing the electron from the other. Isn't it ionic?
  • How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.

Chemical Bonding Jokes

Here is a list of funny chemical bonding jokes and even better chemical bonding puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call someone who says you can chemically bond Lithium and Argon? Well, just ask them what the bond would be named.
  • I'm inventing a glue and calling it James Bond... It's a chemical agent.
  • Can neon form a chemical bond with Indium? NeIn.
  • What do you call a bisexual chemical bond? A bionic bond.
  • What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond
Bonding joke, What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

Hilarious Fun Bonding Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about bonding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bonding pranks.

So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen

Sodium reacted violently.

Milkin' it.

I walked into the living room to see my wife breast feeding our son.
Being curious, I asked: "how long are you going to keep doing this, honey? I mean at what age is it too old for him?"
"Well, I think it's necessary to have quality bonding time between mother and child, and usually societal norms dictate this age aught to be ..."
I got impatient again: "Shut up son, i was talking to your mother. "

Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding.


After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad...

We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.

What's the difference between family bonding and family b**...?

One is forced and borderline t**..., the other is s**....

Decided to take a welding class with my new date.

It was quite the bonding experience.

What did the negative electron say when electrovalent bonding?


And now, two guys bonding over their star sign as well as a short summary of The Fault in out Stars


Jim and Margret really enjoyed their trip to the museum of glue

It was a bonding exprience

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why was neon sad?

He saw chlorine and sodium bonding together.

I'm going to write a book about adhesives.

It's going to be a griping tale about bonding, attachments, and a few sticky situations.

How would 007 make his kids like him?

Family Bonding.

Why couldn't the molecule split up?

It was in a legally bonding contract.

Whats a great way to get closer with your significant other?

Mix epoxy resin with them. It'll be a bonding experience.

I used to wonder why my dog always follows me to the toilet

Then I noticed I always go with her when she goes, she probably thinks its some awkward bonding thing I am into and does not want to hurt my feelings.

An Engineer was asked: "What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding"

He replied: "Not much; both are joints, in a way.
In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever "

What were Bush & the interior designer bonding over?

Inside jobs.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

It was 20 years ago to the day that my father taught me how to use Araldite.

It was a bonding experience

I'm watching 007 with my dad...

Bonding time.
James bonding time.

Why do Christians hate science?

They always think of it as two Adams bonding.

Bonding joke, Why do Christians hate science?