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  1. Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?
  2. My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
  3. Chemistry Joke This came to me while studying for an exam....
    **What did Sodium say when Hypobromite said that it wanted to bond?**
    Sodium said "NaBrO"
  4. (Bad) Chemistry Pun teacher: why does bromine bond to this molecule instead of one of the other halogens?
    me: because bromines before h**...-mines
    (met with groans and laughs from the class)

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Bonding Chemistry One Liners

Which bonding chemistry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bonding chemistry? I can suggest the ones about bonds and chemistry love.

  1. Two students became friends in chemistry class... ...It was a good bonding experience.
  2. My chemistry teacher was talking about Hydrogen Bonding today. Sounds like a lot of FON.
  3. What's it called when chemistry teachers share a favorite band? A Co- Van Halen bond
  4. What do Polish people study in chemistry? Dipole-dipole bonds.
  5. What is 007's favorite subject at school? Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
  6. In chemistry, which bonds are the chillest? Brovalent bonds.
  7. Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic.

Bonding Chemistry Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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My chemistry teacher asked me a question in class.

She told to me to rank all the bonds.
So I did.
1) Connery
2) Craig
3) Brosnan
4) Dalton
5) Lazenby
She sent me outside the class. I still wonder if there were any Moore?

Some (eye-rolling) Chemistry Pick-up Lines for the Valentine's season

* Are you made of Carbon? Because it feels like my world revolves around you.
* You're my Lithium.
* Are you an anion? Because I'm positive we're meant to be together.
* My heart is made of Gallium. It melts when you're close to me.
* Are you Fluorine? Because i can't seem to get myself away from you.
* My heart burns like a mole of suns for you.
* If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put U and I together.
* Who needs Hydrogen if you're my #1?.
* I can feel a bond forming between us.
Any others would be appreciated