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Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics.

Respect

There is a reason why Daniel Craig has grey hair in the new James Bond film...

... it's because he's got 'No time to Dye'.

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Why did the producers of 007 films use government debt to fund their newest film?

Because interest in the Bond is so low.

Did you hear they're making a female Bond Film?

It's called 00.77 cents on the dollar

What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus?

A mediocre Bond film.

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