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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?
Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.
What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte?
Napolean Blownapart
Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people?
Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.
How do the French study the skeleton?
They take your Bonaparte.
"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"
- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"
Have you heard of Napoleon's twin brother?
They were Bonaparte from each other.
"Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all"
(~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)
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