Bon Jovi Jokes
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- Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he doesn't think it matters if you make it or not.
- Most people don't know that Bon Jovi's sister is the bassist for the band Fish. Her name is Anne Jovi.
- My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on". We're half way there.
- Did you hear that Bon Jovi got food poisoning after eating that deer? I guess you could say he had some Bad Venison
- Well, the rock star decided to settle down and become a fisherman His new slogan is, "Come down to Bon Jovi's Anchovies!"
- What's Bon Jovi's favorite pizza topping? Ann Jovi of course!
I think it means he eats people.
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- Bon Jovi has been on a fruitarian diet for a few months He is living on a pear
- What's a hunter's least favorite Bon Jovi song? Bad Venison
- What did Jon Bon Jovi do when his swimwear froze? He made it icewear.
- What was Bon Jovi buying at the hardware store? Signs that read "slippery when wet."
- Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called "Living on a Pear"
- What does Jon Bon Jovi eat for breakfast? ♫♫ One Egggggg, Bread on the side. ♫♫
- How did the guy from New Jersey introduce himself in France? Bon Jovi!
- Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock.
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Have I ever told you guys about how I escaped from the Middle East?
Iran.
Oman the whole story is ridiculous.
I basically had to Qatar cross the border.
Just like Bon Jovi, I was basically Lebanon a prayer the whole time.
I know it doesn't sound like a true story, but I assure you Israel.
Honestly I could tell you more but it Kuwait.
Jon Bon Jovi was inducted into the Rock hall of fame
I asked him, "aren't you disappointed and ashamed you aren't in the more prestigious Rock & ***Roll*** hall of fame?"
He said "Woah, we're halfway there".