Bombshell Jokes
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Doctor tells his patient "I have good news and bad news..."
Guy says "what's the bad news?" Doctor says "you have cancer, it's terminal." Guy starts wailing "Ohhh that's terrible! Oh my god! I can't believe it! Well what's the *good* news then?" Doctor says "you see that blonde bombshell receptionist? I'm *f**...'* 'er!"
I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard.
I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.
Blonde Bombshell
A blonde is angry with the tax department and decides to blow it up. So she puts a bag of bombs in the back seat of her Celica and heads for Canberra. Her boyfriend si worried about her. "What if the bombs blow up in the car?"
"Don't worry darling," she says, "I've got a spare bomb in the boot".
Two soldiers are out on a sabotage mission
One the soldiers asks the other are you familiar with the handling of explosives?
The other soldier replies I handled a bombshell once. Unfortunately she was married.
What do you call a hot Arab chick?
A bombshell
What do Jihadi mermaids wear?
Bombshells.
Despite her terrible accident, my grandma supposedly is still hot.
She must be a bombshell in coffin.
Did you hear about the attractive Arab woman?
She was a bombshell.
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