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81 bombing jokes and hilarious bombing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bombing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laughing in the face of tragedy? This article looks at the unusual phenomenon of bombing jokes--where humor is derived from references to two of the most devastating acts of historical terrorism: the bombings of Hiroshima and Oklahoma City. Read on to find out how Stanley "Stronghold" used comedy to cope with the darkness of those events.

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Funniest Bombing Short Jokes

Short bombing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bombing humour may include short bombs jokes also.

  1. "You're the bomb, no you're the bomb" A compliment in the United States, an argument in the Middle East.
  2. What's the hardest part breaking up with a japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
  3. You the bomb. No, you the bomb.
    A compliment in America.
    An argument in the Middle East.
  4. Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
    Why did sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms..
    Knock knock..
    Whose there?
    -not sally.
  5. If 'womb' is pronounced as 'woom' and 'tomb, as' 'toom' Shouldn't 'bomb' be pronounced 'boom'?
  6. Whats the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets it
  7. What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.
  8. What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
  9. I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
  10. If someone says "Someone in this room has a bomb," I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7

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Bombing One Liners

Which bombing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bombing? I can suggest the ones about bomb detonated and bomb exploded.

  1. If you say AT&T backwards You sound like a canadian Bomb Technician.
  2. What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?
  3. I joined ISIS to help my self esteem issues. Everyone kept telling me You're the bomb.
  4. Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart? ...because its not a Target.
  5. A bomb just went off in a paris cheese shop There is de brie everywhere!
  6. My grandfather survived both the hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.
  7. A redditor is defusing a bomb.
  8. Why'd the bomb builder call the hotel at 8pm? He was looking for nitrates.
  9. I asked my husband for a bath bomb for Christmas He got me a toaster.
  10. The Russians bombed a cemetery yesterday. There were no survivors
  11. What's worse than finding a bomb under your car? Not finding it.
  12. My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Being in Australia helped.
  13. What do you call a bombed schoolyard? Recess Pieces.
  14. Where did Little Suzie go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.
  15. What do you call a selfish bomb? Mine

Hiroshima Bombing Jokes

Here is a list of funny hiroshima bombing jokes and even better hiroshima bombing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
  • What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.
  • The flash from the Hiroshima bomb was so bright... ...that even today, people there walk around with their eyes in a squint
  • I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.
  • What song is consider the bomb according to the Asian industry? Jukebox Hiroshima
  • Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places. But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.
  • When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
  • After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
    It was more "humane".
  • Don't blame the U.S. for Hiroshima and Nagasaki Blame gravity for pulling the bombs to the ground
  • Hiroshima Why do Japanese people have such s**... eyes?
    Aromic bombs are bright
Bombing joke, Hiroshima

Humorous Bombing Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about bombing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shooting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bombing pranks.

I'm going to livestream a 'how to' on s**... b**.......

Watch carefully though, cause I'm only going to show you this once.
Repost but it's not that dark*

After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:
"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages s**... b**... and violence."
OK, there - I said it. Now can you please stop sending me death threats?

Kim Kardashin flour b**... incident

Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing

The s**... b**... instructor

It's 2:00 PM at the s**... bomber's academy. The instructor walks into the classroom to address the students:
"Kids, I know you're just back from lunch, and I know you're feeling a bit tired. But please pay very close attention, cause I'm only going to show you this once..."

Where did Susie go during the b**...?

Everywhere.

Air force weatherman

So, my uncle Mark was a weatherman for the air force and one day during a briefing, the Colonel said, "I think we should all thank Mark here for the wonderful weather that we've been having for our b**... runs."
So my uncle says, "I'm in prediction, not production. I think we need to thank the chaplain."
The chaplain, without missing a beat, says, "I'm in sales, not in management."

What's the difference between the holocaust and the Boston Marathon b**...?

The Boston Marathon b**... ended a race.

The glitter b**... continues

Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians?

Because they keep b**....

Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a s**... b**... today?

They decided to rig a Tony

s**... b**... class...

Welcome to s**... b**... Class 101. Listen carefully because i'm only going to say this once.

"Sir, the UAV strike b**... missed the target."

"Were we at least close?"
"Not even remotely."

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo b**...

What do you call the accidental nuclear b**... of a furniture plant?

Chairnobyl.

A Jewish guy walks into a bar. The Chinese bartender asks him his name...

"I'm Max Goldberg", he says, "what's yours?"
"I'm Wei Zhang, it's nice to meet you."
Mr. Goldberg says, "I'll never forgive you people for b**... Pearl Harbor."
"I'm Chinese. That was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, all the same to me."
Mr. Zhang says, "I'll never forgive you people for sinking the Titanic."
"I'm Jewish, that was an iceberg."
"Goldberg, iceberg, all the same to me."

Did you hear about the s**... b**... camp?

I heard it was a blast.

What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a s**... b**...?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

b**...

Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system. Police there are calling it a sewer-side b**.....

ISIS should hire me...

I have a lot of experience when it comes to b**..., especially on final exams.

How did the Americans know the latest s**... b**... was perpetrated by a Canadian Islamic extremist?

Because, at the center of the detonation site, they found a moose-limb.

I asked a t**... how his day was going...

He said it was great, his son died in a car b**.... The only problem? His son borrowed his car.

I was being recruited for s**... b**......

I asked the recruiter, "what are the perks of being a s**... bomber?" And he replied, "well, for starters, you get to go all over the place!"

I heard there was a b**... in Times Square.

But it was just Mariah.

ISIS is taking full responsibility....

...for Mariah Carey's NYE b**... of Times Square.

I feel really bad for my Muslim friends

They keep b**... their exams

If life is a game...

...does that make a s**... b**... a rage-quit?

where did the civilians go during the b**...?

everywhere.

The US should start b**... Libya next.

To get revenge for trying to kill Doc Brown.

s**... b**... Instructor

What were the s**... b**... instructor's last words?
"Now I'm only going to show you this once!"

I was at the airport security and there was a sign that read...

"Federal law prohibits the making of any jokes on airplane highjacking and b**...."
I stopped and told the officer that you don't have to worry about me, I take my bombs very seriously.
My hearing is next month.

There was three pilots...

Three WW2 pilots were shot down behind enemy lines and captured. They were sent to a POW camp to be executed. They were lined up and the firing squad said "Ready, aim" and then the first pilot screamd
"Tornado" then the soldiers ran for cover. When thay found no tornado they lined back up.
"Ready aim" Then the second screeched "b**... run" then the soldiers ran for cover. They then lined up again. "Ready aim" Then the third pilot knew what to do and screamed "FIRE".

If a mime went jihadi and did a s**... b**......

Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?

Where did Sally go during the school b**...?

Everywhere.

Why was the t**... commander mad at his subordinate?

Apparently, you're not supposed to practice s**... b**...!

What does Russia call b**... a country?

Putin it away.

At the s**... b**... school

The instructor says, "Now watch carefully, I'm only going to show this once."

Did you hear about the b**... at the garment factory?

Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.

Why do t**... drive Toyotas?

So they can re-use them after the b**....

T.J. Miller has brought his comedy to a whole new level

At least when it comes to b**...

A mathematician is afraid of flying because of the risk of a t**... b**... it in mid air. So he takes a bomb in his hand baggage

"The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero.

Where did Lucy go during the b**...?

Everywhere.

They said 9/11 was an inside job, but that would never happen again in this day and age.

They would probably want a minimum of 10 years of experience in s**... b**... for an entry level position.

I tweeted a joke about a b**..., and a few hours later a b**... happened. So I got a call from the FBI, and needless to say they weren't friendly.

I guess my joke was too soon.

The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on s**... b**......

"Now listen up closely everyone be, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

A Jewish and a Chinese Guy.

Once two dudes, a Jewish and a Chinese were talking.
J: You evil Japanese started World War 2 by b**... Pearl Harbour.
C: I'm Chinese, not Japanese.
J: But you all look the same.
C: Well you sunk the Titanic.
J: That was an iceberg.
C: Iceberg, Goldberg, Bloomberg, its all the same to me.

Where all the little kids go during the b**...?

Everywhere.

You might not expect it, but s**... b**... is fun!

C4 yourself.

Where did sally go after the b**...?

Everywhere

A man is planning on taking a vacation but is afraid of flying

He is afraid of someone b**... the plane, so he asks a statistician what the odds are of a bomb being on a plane. He says the odds are one in a million and he shouldn't worry about it.
He asks what the odds of 2 bombs being on the same plane are, and the statistician says the odds are so low it will probably never happen to anyone in the mans lifetime.
A month later they run into each other and the statistician asks if the man ever took his vacation. He says yes. The statistician asks how he got over his fear of flying and the mans says, it was easy. Every time I board a plane, I bring a bomb with me.

A s**... b**... instructor addresses a group of new recruits.

"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"

Where did Sally go during the b**...

Everywhere

Library of Congress bomber…

Yesterday's attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching b**... Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :
-the Richmond Mall's Supreme Food Court
-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave
-International House of Pancakes
-literally anyone with a white house.

Where does the Taliban go after the b**...?

Everywhere

What did Selensky think when he quit Comedy to become the ukranian president?

"I am so done with b**...!"

Why did Zelensky become a comedian?

He wasn't afraid of b**....

Why are Russians b**... cities

For the Ruble (this is my first, please don't kick me)

Bombing joke, Why are Russians b**... cities

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