The Best 54 Bomber Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bomber jokes. There are some bomber jihadist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bomber spitfire puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bomber Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston marathon bomber?

The bomber actually stopped a race

Have you heard about the suicide bomber fetish?

Wearing only a vest you run out in public and blow your DNA all over everyone.

I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday.

I guess you could say it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Bomber joke, I took a job as a suicide bomber yesterday.

A new Muslim clothing store opened up in my town today...

I've been banned from it for asking where I can find the new bomber jackets.

Three Muslim women are sitting talking...

The first one says, "I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."
"Oh I know," says the second women, "I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."
The third woman nodded, "Me too. My Omar was a suicide bomber in Gaza, so sad."
The first woman shook her head sadly. "Kids these days. They blow up so fast."


A suicide bomber is teaching some new recruits...

He said, "Watch this demonstration carefully. I'm only going to do this once."

What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife?

A group of 40 other suicide bombers.

Bomber joke, What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife?

Worst profession for take your kid to work day:

Suicide Bomber

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber?

He had locomotives.

I am suicide bomber AMA

Wow this blew up fast.

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A suicide bomber tripped outside a news kiosk

He's all over the front pages.

A suicide bomber goes to heaven to receive his 72 virgins...

But all he sees are other men just like himself.

Confused, he asks one of them where his virgins are.
The man replies, "Brother, we are all virgins."

What did one suicide bomber say to the other?

"Dude, I don't think it worked."

How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb?

Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light.

It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber...

Because if they come home after work, they've had a bad day.

Bomber joke, It must be pretty bad being the wife of a suicide bomber...

why would you be a suicide bomber...

And wait for the 72 virgins in heaven... When you could become a catholic preist and have them now!

Source: Jimmy Carr

What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class?

Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once.

A suicide bomber walks into a bar

But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar.


What does a suicide bomber say when he's teaching class?

Pay attention! I'm only going to show this once.

ISIS Awards Night:

The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed.

Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight.

Bought myself a really tight fit bomber jacket the other day

But once I had got it on it wouldnt go off...

I don't see why you would become an Islamic fundamentalist suicide bomber on the off chance that when you die you get 72 virgins.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

An al-Qaeda suicide bomber carried out his mission...

And made it to heaven, where he found 72 virgins. Turns out they were all guys playing world of Warcraft.

What did the suicide bomber instructor say...

I'm only going to show you this once.

A suicide bomber enters a mall, trigger in hand, threatening to blow up the building.

I swiftly chop off his hand, disarming him.

I tried to tell a joke about a suicide bomber today

But it just blew up in my face

A terrorist tells the suicide bomber they shouldn't attack the Statue of Liberty, because she's "too easy" ...

The bomber shrugs and replies "Eh, I'd still bang"

A guy was wondering what being a suicide bomber was like

So I told him, "C4 yourself"

Don't become an Islamic suicide bomber for the off chance you'll get 72 virgins after death.

Become a Catholic priest and get them now!

Never die a virgin…

… When you get to Heaven they will make you have sex with a suicide bomber.

How do you pick up a suicide bomber?

With a dustpan

[NSFW] What do you call a French suicide bomber?

Napoleon Blown-Apart

Posting from mobile and don't know how to tag nsfw

Did you hear the story about the cyber-suicide bomber?

Blew up all over the internet.

Did you heard about the suicide bomber with ADHD??

His brain was everywhere

What do you call the suicide bomber group?

A one-hit-wonder.

The teacher to his pupils in a suicide bomber lesson

"Please, pay attention cause I'll only say this once"

What did the guidance councilor say to the suicide bomber?

What do you wanna be when you blow up?

An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation

The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."

The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."

The Malaysian said, "I have the best stealth plane. MH370 hasn't been found for 4 years."

A German man went to London

While there, he decided to take in the atmosphere of the Great British Pub, and got talking with one of the patrons.

So, where in Germany are you from? he asked, after a couple of beers.

Dresden, the German man replied.

Ah, Dresden! My father used to fly there three times a week.

On business?

No, in a Lancaster bomber.

After killing himself and several others, a suicide bomber is given 72 virgins to use as he pleases.

When the suicide bomber arrives, he notices that they're all on laptops. He finds this strange, and asks one what they're doing. The virgin responds, "We're playing Fortnite. Wanna join?"

Why did the Muslim become a suicide bomber?

To get laid.

What do you call a suicide bomber from texas?

A yee-haw-di

I've never really understood it why would you become an Islamic suicide bomber on the off-chance you might get 72 virgins when you die.

Become a Catholic priest and get them now.

A suicide bomber instructor addressing his class said.....

"Alright everyone, watch me closely because I'm only going to do this once"

I told a joke to a suicide bomber.

It left him in bits.

A suicide bomber instructor says to his trainees

Alright men, I'm only going to show you this once

The last thing the suicide bomber said to his friends....

I'm going out to smoke.

(DARK) Where does a suicide bomber go after they commit their crime

Everywhere

I started dating a suicide bomber.

What do you call an exhibitionist suicide bomber?

A flash bang

Library of Congress bomber…

Yesterday's attempted bomber said there are 4 more bombs planted in DC. After botching bombing Congress by showing up at the Library of Congress, the FBI has ordered the immediate evacuation of :

-the Richmond Mall's Supreme Food Court

-The Hexagon Building on Connecticut Ave

-International House of Pancakes

-literally anyone with a white house.

What is the common thing between an entrepreneur and a suicide bomber ?

Do the job well on first try and they are set for life.

Back in my day we had to fly those bombs to the target. They didn't ride on these fancy rockets.

Ok bomber.

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