Bomb Dropped Jokes
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Funniest Bomb Dropped Short Jokes
Short bomb dropped jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bomb dropped humour may include short bomb detonated jokes also.
- What's the hardest part breaking up with a japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
- Whats the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she finally gets it
- What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese chick? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
- I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice.
- So the US Military dropped a 22,000 lb bomb on ISIS today. That moves Amy Shumer's special to the second spot for largest bomb for the year.
- What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
- Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the Bomb twice before she gets the Message.
- The worst part about breaking up with my Japanese girlfriend? Having to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.
- So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
- Whats the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
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Bomb Dropped One Liners
Which bomb dropped one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bomb dropped? I can suggest the ones about bomb exploded and bomb.
- Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman? You have to drop the bomb twice.
- Where did Susie go when the bombs dropped? She went everywhere
- Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop.
- So I broke up with the Japanese girl I was dating I had to drop the bomb twice
- What do you get when you drop a bomb in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart.
- What do you call it when an atomic bomb gets dropped on the hood? Niggasaki
- What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan? The rice cooker 3000
- What idiot use drones to take pictures? They're for Dropping bombs and killing people .
- I am dreaming of a light Christmas. Eskom drops festive season load shedding bomb.
- What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom! - My mom thought she heard me drop the F-Bomb I had to pinkie swear I didn't.
- How do you break a Japanese girls heart? You drop the bomb on her Twice.
- What do atomic bombs and Half-Life have in common? Should'a dropped a third.
- If I hear one person mention the bomb the U.S. dropped on Afghanistan I'm gonna explode.
- The new guy in the office just dropped the "C" bomb. "Come with me for lunch".
Comical Bomb Dropped Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about bomb dropped you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dropped jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bomb dropped pranks.
A guy drops a sword from the sky. When he gets off he sees a girl crying. He says "What's wrong?" The girl says, "Well, a sword fell from the sky and killed my cat. Another guy drops a gun from the sky and sees a boy crying. He asks "What's wrong?" He says "A gun fell from the sky and shot my dog." Another guy drops a bomb from the sky and sees a little boy laughing. He asks, "What's so funny?" He says "My mom f**... so hard the house blew up!!"
When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
Bomb the babies and....
Thanksgiving political conversation:
Me: well what would you rather spend the money on, giving babies diapers or dropping bombs?
Uncle Morris: we have enough for both. Bomb the babies and give the terrorists diapers.
I broke up with a Japanese girl last week...
It s**..., because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message.
A group of men are flying in a plane.......
they get bored and decide to drop an orange out the window. They land the plane and overhear someone crying. They find a young girl crying so they ask her what is wrong. The young girl said "My mother was just hit in the head with an orange and died!". The men shrugged it off and got back on the plane. Once in the air they got bored again so they decided to drop an apple out of the plane. The plane lands and they overhear someone crying. They find a young boy in tears. They ask him what's wrong. The boy replies "My father was hit in the head with an apple and died!". Once again the men shrugged it off and got back on the plane. They get bored once again but this time they decide to drop a bomb out of the window. The plane lands and they hear someone laughing. They find a man rolling on the ground in laughter. Confused the men ask him what's so funny. He responds "I f**... and this building behind me blew up!"
billy joe r**... has 10 kids...
so he decides its time for a vasectomy. he goes to the doctor who explains the procedure and the cost. billy joe asks if theres a cheaper way to handle this... the doc says "aren't you billy joe the r**...? heres what you need to do, drink a six pack, but in the last can light a cherry bomb, drop it in, then count to ten! You only need to buy the beer and the cherry bomb." Billy joe is sceptical, but takes the doctors advise. He downs a sixpack, put a lit cherry bomb in the sixth can and starts counting... 1....2...3....4....5. (places can between legs so he can use his other fingers...)
From Memphis Belle
A British fighter pilot was shot down over German occupied airspace and was captured by the n**... on the ground. He was beaten up pretty bad in the dogfight and parachute landing, and they had to amputate his leg, so he begged them "Please, if you have to take my leg, can you drop it over my base the next time you send a b**... mission?"
The n**... figured there was no harm in it and the leg was dropped in the next raid.
A week later, his other leg succumbed to his injuries and had to be amputated, and again, he asked his captors to drop in over the base on the next raid, and again they obliged.
The next week his arm succumbed to injuries and it was amputated. Again, he asked the German guards to have it dropped over his base on the next raid. The German barked at him "Nein!"
The pilot asked, "Why not? You've done it before!"
"We think you are trying to escape!"
Three men are in a balloon...
an Australian, an American and a t**.... The balloon is being weighed down so the Australian says, "My country has to much Vegemite" and threw a jar of Vegemite over the side. The American says, "My country has to many Hot Dogs" and threw a Hot dog over the side. Still the hot air balloon is to heavy so the t**... says, "My country has to many bombs" and threw a bomb over the side. Later when the men are walking they came across a woman in tears, they stopped to ask what the matter was, "I was taking my cat to the Vet for a check up and a jar of Vegemite fell on its head and it died". After consoling her the three men went on. Not to long after they came across a homeless man looking very happy, they asked him what he was so happy about and he answered, "God answered my prayer, he dropped a Hot Dog into my hands". Later on the men were walking and they came across a man laughing his head off. The three men asked him "Whats so funny?" and he answered "I was watching TV, and i f**... so hard that my whole house blew up"
There's this British RAF pilot in WW2, and he's been captured by the Germans....
the k**... have him t**... and they're interrogating him.
"Tell us about your seekret plans, or vee vill cut off your leg!"
The Pilot, dashing and resolute, refuses, but before they cut off his leg, he asks them to please drop it over England on their next b**... raid, so it can rest in peace. The Germans try again, furious at his determination:
"Tell us about your nation's seekret plans, or vee vill cut off your other leg!"
The Pilot again heroically refuses, but once more requests that they drop the amputated limb over England on a b**... raid. The German interrogators are really angry now, and the Officer is apoplectic:
"You vill tell us all of your country's seekret plans, or vee vill beat you, and cut off your arms, miserable English svine!"
The Pilot, as much a stalwart as ever, refuses. "But please", he adds, "For my honour, take my dismembered arms and drop them over England on your next raid".
"NO!" The German replies, "Vee sink you are trying to escape!"
French Jokes
What's the standard issue weapon in the French army? A white flag.
What's the only French martial art? Parkour, the art running away.
Like the entrance to Hogwarts, if you look at the French flag from exactly the right angle (like that of an invading army), it turns white.
An American, Russian, and French soldier see a German machine gunner. The Russian calls on his comrades to repeatedly s**... charge the German until he runs out of bullets. The American calls for a synchronized b**... strike using the full might the American military to obliterate the German (and all the nearby land). The Frenchman gets blown up by the American strike, because he already surrendered and was taken prisoner by the German.
For sale: A French rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
What's the difference between a French soldier and a brain-dead jugghead? The jugghead runs towards the battle.
Inspired by the American president. The French prime-minister ordered his secret service to carry around a locked briefcase that can only be unlocked by the prime-minister in case of an emergency war. Inside is said to be the controls to the national white-flag system.
What's the French military motto? Don't shoot, we surrender.
An American, Mexican, and Arab are in a plane...
They fly over America and the American drops a ball out of the plane. The others ask why and he replies, "This will make someone in my country very happy and I love my country."
They fly over Mexico and the the Mexican drops a flower out of the plane. The others ask why and he replies, "I love my country and wish to make it more beautiful."
When they fly over Iran, the Arab drops a bomb out of the plane. Seeing the shocked looks on the other's faces he says, "I hate this country."
When the American gets home he sees a boy crying on the street. He goes to see whats wrong and the boy says, "I was walking my dog and a ball fell from the sky and killed him!"
When the Mexican gets home he sees a woman crying holding her face. He goes to help and asks what the problem is. She cries out, "I heard a wooshing sound, looked up, and a flower stabbed me in the eye!"
When the Arab gets home he sees a man rolling on the ground laughing. He asks the man whats so funny and the man chokes out the worlds, "I f**... and the building behind me blew up!"
A plane ride.
A Canadian, an Irishman, and a Mexican are on a plane. So they're flying over Mexico and the Mexican dropped a coin because he loves his country. Then, they fly over Ireland and the Irishman dropped a coin because he loves his country. But when they flew over Canada the Canadian dropped a bomb because he hates his country. The next day the Mexican was walking down the street and saw a little boy crying so he asked why. The little boy said "A coin fell down and killed my Mom!". The same day the Irishman was walking down the street and saw a little girl crying so hr asked why. The little girl said "Because a coin fell down and killed my sister!". The next day the Canadian was walking down the road and saw a little boy laughing so he asked why. The little boy said "I f**... and my neighbours house blew up!"
Sorry for the length.
Three men are on a plane
all three of them have weapons. Halfway through the flight an attendant notices the weapons. She tells the men they cant have the weapons on the plane. The first man drops his arrows from the window. The second man drops his gun from the window. The third man drops his bomb.
After the plane lands, the third man is walking along. He notices a little girl crying.
"Little Girl, why are you crying?" He asks
"My dad just got hit by an arrow." she replies.
Sheepishly he runs away. Then he meets a little crying boy.
"Little boy, why are you crying."
"My dad just got shot by god. It just came from the sky."
The man begins to feel bad. Then he sees a little boy laughing.
"Little boy, why are you laughing."
"I just f**... and my house blew up!"
Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
A fighter pilot was shot down over France during WWII...
A fighter pilot is shot down over France during WWII and is captured by the Germans. He's injured, so they have to amputate his leg.
"Hey, next time you guys are b**... England, can you drop it over my base?"
So they do it. The next week they have to cut off his other leg, and he makes the same request. The *next* week they have to cut off his arm, but this time he's denied.
"Nein! Zis ve cannot do anymore!"
"Why not?"
"Because ve zink you are trying to escape!"
Breaking up with Asians is so hard.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
What's the difference between the Enola Gay and Ice Cube?
The Enola Gay only dropped one F-Bomb
I dropped this bomb on my Japanese father-in-law
"Who's your favourite US President?"
"Truman"
I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend...
She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice.
What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Hints are like bombs
As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one.
But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message.
What is the worse part of breaking up with a Japanese person?
You have to drop the bomb twice to get the message.
Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese woman?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she understands...
Counter Strike Global Offensive Joke Did you hear about the guy in Orlando?
He dropped a 50 bomb.
3 men get onto a plane
One is English, one is French and the other is German.
The English man drops a stone, the french drops a knife and the German drops a bomb
When the English man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says "Me and your Mother were gardening when a stone dropped from the sky and killed her.
When the French man gets back his Dad is in the garden crying. He asks why. His Dad says "Me and your Mother were gardening when a knife dropped from the sky and killed her.
When the German man gets back his Dad is in the garden Laughing. He asks why. His Dad says "I f**... and Steve next door exploded!!!"
Breaking News!
Breaking News! Russia has just dropped a nuclear bomb on Ethiopia.
1 million died in the blast and 2 million died running after the mushroom.
I've Studied Various Religions
And here's what I found:
* Christianity was too cross.
* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.
* Buddhism kept repeating itself.
* Hinduism made me have a cow.
* and Judaism made my hair curl.
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today...
I had to drop the bomb two or three times for her to get the message though.
Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
r**... Birth Control
A r**... in the deep south calls a number he found on a flyer for cheap home vasectomies.
A man on the other side of the line informs him that the procedure is very simple. So simple in fact he can do it on his own.
All he needs is a beer can, a cherry bomb (little firecracker) and to count to 10 whilst standing in the garden.
So the r**... empties the can, lights the cherry bomb and drops it in.
Holding the can in his left hand he starts counting on his fingers.
And then placing the can between his thighs he continues to count on the other hand.
Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.
Breaking up with Japanese Girls.
I hate to breakup with Japanese girls because you have to drop the bomb twice before they get it.
You know what the worst part is about dating a Japanese girl?
If I ever decide to break up with her I will have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message
I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan
In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.
I had to break up with my girlfriend...
Me and my Japanese girlfriend had been dating for around 9 months before she really started becoming attached and really clingy. I decided that the best thing for me to do was to end the relationship. When I told her she took it surprisingly well, and she didn't get upset or anything. I was ecstatic! But she turned up to my house the next day and asked where we were going for dinner. I was confused and I told her to have a seat whilst I informed her that our relationship was OVER! This time when I told her she was crying, k**... and screaming.
I guess the only way to make the Japanese really understand is to drop the bomb twice
The US military would be really disappointed
when it sits down to brainstorm a name for the nuclear bomb to be dropped on Kim Jong-un and realises that Fatman is already taken.
Dropped a dad joke bomb on an unsuspecting game stop employee
In Game Stop yesterday with my teenaged son, the the cashier asked me if I was ok buying a game that was rated T for teen, I replied "Of course, he is Four Teen!"
Today, my parents dropped a bomb on me when they told me that they're gay...
...but I'm not half as surprised as they'll be when I tell them that I'm adopted.
TIL the Enola Gay (dropped the first atom bomb) was named after the mother of the pilot Col. Paul Tibbets
His mom gay
My Japanese ex-girlfriend kept trying to get back with me
I had to drop the bomb twice before she finally gave up.
The new Super Smash Bros comes out on December 7th
Japan must just love dropping bombs that day
The FBI just thwarted a July 4th t**... attack in Cleveland.
But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.
I had to break up with my Japanese girlfriend today
I had to drop the bomb 2 or 3 times before she finally got it.
What is the hardest thing about breaking up with Japanese woman?
You need to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message
There was once man named tom
There was once a man named Tom
Who dropped an atomic bomb
On the country we call Japan
He said next was Afghanistan
As he came in his palm
Why did we only drop two bombs on Japan, when the original plan was for three?
We threatened to drop Chuck Norris if three bombs wasn't enough.
I can see why Japanese doesn't like getting bad news from American.
Apparently they thought dropping the bomb twice was a good idea to deliver a message.
This joke will probably bomb...
You know why it's so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the message.
"You are a bomb!" "No! You are a bomb!"
In USA is a complement.
In middle east is just a duty-dropping.
An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar.
An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese walk into a bar. The topic of WW2 comes up and the Frenchman says to the American, "Dropping two atomic bombs on Japan was a terrible mistake." The Chinese nods. "You should have dropped more than two."
An English man ,a Scott's man ,and an Irish man got on a plane.
The English man had a brick the Scott's man had a knife and the Irish man had a bomb.
Midway through the flight the English man dropped his brick and when he got home he found his mother crying in the garden. He asked what is wrong and she said your dad was sitting in the garden and it hit him on the head.
The Scott's man dropped his knife and when he got home he found his mother crying. He asked what is wrong and she said a knife hit him on the head.
The Irish man dropped his bomb and when he got home he found his dad laughing in the garden. He asked why are you laughing dad and he said I f**... and the neighbors house blow up.
Get to the bunker, a nuclear bomb is dropping
"You can't force me in a bunker, I am an American, I have rights"