Bomb Disposal Jokes
8 bomb disposal jokes and hilarious bomb disposal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bomb disposal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Bomb Disposal Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good bomb disposal joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
If at first you don't succeed...
... then bomb disposal probably isn't the career for you
I used to know a bomb disposal expert
He wasn't very good
Talked with a former officer in the Bomb Disposal Unit
I asked him how he dealt with the stress of the job?
"Never had any stress with it." he said
When I asked how come, he said, "It's easy. I either get it right, or it's suddenly not my problem anymore."
Do you know what they say about Bomb Disposal Operators?
They only make one mistake in their whole life.
A little known fact about English footballer Danny Welbeck.
His father was a bomb disposal expert called Stan.
Q: Famous last words of a bomb disposal expert?
A: "Yes, the red wire."
Bad part about being a bomb disposal technician.....
It takes me 6 hours to open my Christmas presents.
I couldn't live with my mistakes anymore...
So I became a bomb disposal technician
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