Bolshevik Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

The Soviet Union won't ever rise again?

What a bunch of Bolshevik.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

After reading, 50 shades of grey, my wife asked to treat her like Anastasia

... so I got the Bolshevik secret police to murder her family and I sold her to a Russian pig farmer.

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

How was the Bolshevik, who was accused of public masturbation, identified from a lineup? NSFW

Witnesses noted that his penis curved to the left.

What are the funniest bolshevik jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Bolshevik? Well, here are the best Bolshevik puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Bolshevik pick up lines to share with friends.

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