Bologna Jokes
30 bologna jokes and hilarious bologna puns to laugh out loud. Read food jokes about bologna that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Bologna Jokes Clean
As a pun enthusiast, my love for witty humor extends even to the realm of bologna, believe it or not. I've always loved clean bologna jokes. They're fun to share with friends and family, who often drop their jaws in surprise, wondering how come they never thought of such a pun before. I remember the time I told a bologna joke at a cookout, it had everyone laughing out loud. Trust me, a well-crafted bologna joke can be the life of any party. What's fascinating about these jokes is that they are not just clean, which makes them suitable for all audiences, but also revolves around something as benign as bologna. Such simplicity, yet so wonderfully hilarious!
Bologna Jokes Dirty
Now, on the other side of my repertoire, there are the bologna jokes that are a tad bit dirty, in the humorous sense. While the subtlety and cleverness remain the same, these jokes often rely on comical innuendos and playful double entendres. Just as bologna relates to the culinary world, dirty bologna jokes can often spice up adult gatherings and light-dinner conversations with an unexpected dose of hilarity. Yes, I have to admit, telling such a joke requires knowing your audience well, but when delivered at the right moment, it significantly enhances the mirth quotient.
From puns about bologna sandwiches to comedic references to bologna the meat, we've rounded up the best bologna jokes that will make you LOL! #Bologna https://t.co/g4ECoKq5c6
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1. What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins? Bologna pic.twitter.com/QNdKl97dpp
Bologna Italy Jokes
Having been blessed with the opportunity to visit Bologna, Italy, a few years ago, I was inspired to create an entirely new genre in my joke arsenal - Bologna Italy Jokes. These jokes often incorporate elements of the city's rich history, culture, and cuisine, providing a comedic spin on the quintessentially Italian city of Bologna. Using these puns not only garners a chuckle but also communicates the curious and vibrant spirit of Italian life. I can assure you that my Bologna Italy jokes work wonderfully to break the ice at Italian-themed parties or even with Italian acquaintances.
In my experience, bologna jokes, whether clean, dirty or centered around Bologna, Italy, have served as a unique way to keep the atmosphere light-hearted and fun. I'll continue to curate and innovate within these niches, because if anything is clear, it's that a good bologna joke can always add the right amount of seasoning to any social gathering.
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Funniest Bologna Short Jokes
Short bologna jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bologna humour may include short salami jokes also.
- Math is hard I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo
It was just all bologna to me - Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
- When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are... Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?
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Bologna One Liners
Which bologna one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bologna? I can suggest the ones about lasagna and pasta.
- What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins? Bologna
- Cough, Rough, Though, Through. Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?
- A guy claims to have made a 20 lb hotdog A butcher says ah, that's bologna
- What does your shin taste like? Bologna
- What Kind Of Meat Comes From The Shin Area Bologna
- What do you call lunch meat thats on your shin? Bologna
- Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.
- What do you call smoked beef and pork sausage when you drop it? Bologna
- What do you call or when someone frames you for stealing cold cuts? A bologna fologna.
- My bologna has a first name... ... it's m-o-o-n.
- What type of meat are your calves made of? Bologna.
- Yo' Mama Joke Trade Yo' mama so poor that her bologna doesn't even have a first name.
- What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name.
- Yur mom is so fat Her n**... look like bologna slices.
- What do you call a japanese cow d**...? *Bologna*
Bologna Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about bologna you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broccoli jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bologna pranks.
Businessman
Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
Five Hundred Bucks
A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't h**..., I'm homesick."
Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...
The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."
"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.
The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."
Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"
In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."
I woke up this morning at 9:30, made coffee, stepped out for the day's first cigarette, and was greeted by a gorgeous spring day. The sun was shining the birds were singing...
Then I ripped a**... like a bologna windmill slapping a tile floor.
I'm sorry, the doctor says, you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna. Will that cure me? the patient asks.
Well, no, the doctor replies, but it's the only food that will fit under the door.
