Bologna Jokes

Find out why bologna is the butt of jokes! From puns about bologna sandwiches to comedic references to bologna the meat, we've rounded up the best bologna jokes that will make you LOL! Explore the differences between bologna and burritos, and get ready to RAWR with laughter!

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Businessman walks into a motel/brothel. Ask the lady working the front desk...I'd like a room and for an extra $500, I want your oldest, fattest, meanest, boring in bed woman and a bologna sandwich.
The receptionist looks at him confused and says for that price we could get you our youngest, kindest, skinniest, kinkiest girl and a steak dinner with all the trimmings.
The man replys ma'am you don't understand me...I'm homesick.

How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?


One to make the sandwich,

One to excoriate men for creating hunger,

One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,

One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",

One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,

One to blame men for not making the sandwich,

One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,

One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,

One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,

One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,

One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,

And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

Five Hundred Bucks

A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!" The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't h**..., I'm homesick."

What did Jeffrey d**... sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What is the best kind of meat to put on your shins?


Math is hard

I just couldn't figure out the test problem log(na)^bo

It was just all bologna to me

Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

The 1st guy says, "I'll take the BLT on sourdough, please."

"One BLT coming right up!" Says the sandwich maker.

The second guy looks at the sandwich maker and says "I'll have a Donald Trump."

Confused, the sandwich maker asks, "A Donald Trump, what's that?"

In which the the second guy replies, "all white bread, a bunch of bologna and a little pickle."

Bologna joke, Two guys walk into a sandwich shop...

Cough, Rough, Though, Through.

Why don't these words rhyme, yet pony and bologna do?

A guy claims to have made a 20 lb hotdog

A butcher says ah, that's bologna

I woke up this morning at 9:30, made coffee, stepped out for the day's first cigarette, and was greeted by a gorgeous spring day. The sun was shining the birds were singing...

Then I ripped a**... like a bologna windmill slapping a tile floor.

I'm sorry, the doctor says, you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna. Will that cure me? the patient asks.

Well, no, the doctor replies, but it's the only food that will fit under the door.

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What does your shin taste like?


What Kind Of Meat Comes From The Shin Area


What do you call lunch meat thats on your shin?


Yur mom is so fat

Her n**... look like bologna slices.

What do you call a japanese cow d**...?


Bologna joke, What do you call a japanese cow d**...?

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