Bollocks Jokes

Following is our collection of Bollocks funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include dirty puns, clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best Bollocks jokes

My Wife and the worst pain.

My Wife said to me yesterday, I think the worst pain in the world is child birth, I said no, the worst pain in the world is a kick in the bollocks, she said how do you work that out? I replied, well after a couple of years, you will say, can we have another Baby? I do not look up and say can I have another kick in the bollocks..

Women.

Women will always say, the most excruciating pain in Life is Child Birth, I think different, I say the most excruciating pain in life is a kick in the Bollocks, after a couple of Years A Woman will say, shall we have another Baby, do Men look up and say can I have another kick in the Bollocks??..

Two Drunk Englishmen

...were walking down a street, late at night when the come across a dog licking it's own bollocks.

The first Englishmen points to the dog and says "I wish I could do that"

The second Englishman looks at the dog, and says "I reckon you could, but you better ask it permission first!"

I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.

That's total bollocks I replied, by text, from across the road.

There's a rumour going around my village that my wife gave the local builder a blow job

There's a rumour going around my village that my wife gave the local builder a blow job after he completed some work for us. Well that's a load of bollocks. The only person home that day was our cross dressing son.

A man goes to the doctor and says that he can hear voices coming from his underwear.

Doctor says "Don't listen to them. They're talking bollocks."

How good are Tesco's meatballs?

They're the dog's bollocks!

Eve took the apple from the Tree of Knowledge, and said...

"Bollocks! It hasn't got a headphone jack!"

Chinese food....

Have you ever tried Chinese Meat balls?



....They are the dogs bollocks!

Just heard that Tescos meatballs are the dogs bollocks

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A study has just discovered that beer contains female hormones

They gave ten men eight beers each and after consuming them found that they were all talking bollocks and had lost the ability to drive

"My Friend has got a theory."

"She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."

"I think it's bollocks"

-Jimmy Carr

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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