Boldly Jokes
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So an Italian man and a Greek man we're arguing over which of their countries was the better one...
...and they eventually got to the topic of s**.... The Greek, feeling as though had would clearly win with his next point, stated very boldly, "Oh yea? Well, we Greeks invented the art of s**...!"
Without skipping a beat, the Italian replied, "True, but *we* invented s**... with women!"
Why does Captain Kirk only have s**... with virgins?
He boldly goes where no man has gone before.
the inventor of the revolving door looked at a perfectly normal door and boldly asked "what if i added social anxiety?"
if i go too slow? surely everyone behind me hates me.
too fast? everyone behind me is in danger.
perfect invention.
let's put them in the busiest buildings.
From one kind to another
A string walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"We don't serve STRINGS here," the bartender sneers. "Get out!"
Dejected, the string leaves and walks to the corner. Then - he gets an idea! He twists around, fluffs his hair, and walks back into the bar.
The bartender looks up, narrowing his eyes. "Say ... Aren't you that string that was just in here? I told you we don't serve STRINGS."
Boldly, the string replies, "No, sir. I'm a frayed knot."
What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?
To boldly split infinitives!
My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed.
His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Sorry Gene. We still love you.
'Time is certainly a very complex topic in physics, and there are people who believe that time does not actually exist. One common argument they use is that Einstein proved that everything is relative, so time is irrelevant'.
I said boldly to my boss! But he still fired me for being 3 hours late.
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