Bold Jokes
47 bold jokes and hilarious bold puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bold that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bold Short Jokes
Short bold jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bold humour may include short bars jokes also.
- Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
- I remember directing a play and I thought I'd spice it up a bit by adding a lesbian shower scene... Some say I'm the fresh and bold thing that theatre needs, others that I ruined the nativity.
- I like my women like I like America Bold, opionated, just past their peak and starting to realize they need to settle for less
- Why would America choose the bold eagle as their national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away? Oh, right...
- A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets.
Cops report that they have nothing to go on. - A poem In days of old
When Knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a splash and then a shout
'Oh no! He's fallen in' - My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before.
Sorry Gene. We still love you. - I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man.
- My Dad told me specifically not to touch the keyboard...I pressed Ctrl-B It was a bold move
- The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
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Bold One Liners
Which bold one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bold? I can suggest the ones about bolt and bard.
- I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font. Now that is bold.
- I made a bold donation today Sorry, I meant "blood donation". Type O.
- I hear the new PM has a bold plan to solve Britain's energy woes Gaslighting.
- What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!
- If fortune favors the bold.. How come I was arrested for streaking?
- I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font.
- What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's favourite type of BBQ sauce? A bold one.
- I named my first son helvetica. The doctor said Bold . I said Just helvetica .
- A K-pop Joke What's the antonym of bold?
(G)-IDLE. - Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? To boldly go where no man has gone before.
- I like my woman like I like my font Bold, black, and size 14.
- Girl.... Your thicker than bold font
- Ever since I turned 30 I started making bold decisions. I really miss my hair.
- A hairless man decides to give sky diving a try That's a bold move
- What do you call it when someone online yells something incorrect? A bold-faced lie
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Bold Jokes
What funny jokes about bold you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bold pranks.
A female nudist calls for a taxi
The taxi stops and the driver scans her from head to toe, with big bold eyes.
At this the nudist erupts: Haven't you seen a n**... girl before?
Driver : It's not about that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..
I used some refined flour as lubricant and it did NOT work very well at all....
Yet those b**... in marketing are bold enough to call it "all-purpose"
A bold move...
**move**
I made a bold move today.
**Move**
I hate double standards...
When a girl wears a thong she is called bold and s**.... But when I do it I'm just called drunk and asked to leave Denny's.
A man stormed into the Doctor's office
A man stormed into the doctor's office full of excitement. He grabbed the doctor's hand and pumping it furiously, exclaimed Doc, I just want to thank you and tell you how your treatments have improved my life! The bold way that incorporate new scientific breakthroughs with traditional holistic has made all the difference, Thank you!
The doctor, amazed and confused, stammered Thank you, but you're not one of my patients..
I know, said the man, but my uncle was and I'm his only heir!!
All my friends and family thought I'll be a broke socialist out of college
**BUT I BECAME A BOLD CAPITALIST**
Two fonts walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we don't serve fonts here!"
But they sat down anyways because they were **bold**.
Bob gets a job at a Japanese restaurant...
In the kitchen he notices all the pots, pans, plates, etc have names stamped on them. His boss says it's for easy identification.
One day the cook asks him to go get a wok. So Bob goes into the back and grabs the first thing he can find that resembles a wok with the name "Peter" in bold letters on the side and brings it to the cook.
The cook looks at it and shakes he head.
"Peter pan! He no wok, he fry!"
I like my women how I like my font
18 and **bold**
Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash
Even though I think its art
It belongs in the trash
I'm going to try to get laughs with a pun based on formatting.
I kinda doubt it's going to work, but I'm feeling pretty **bold** today.
Is there really one
**bold** hello **bold**
Ariel
My wife and I tried so hard to think up names for our lovely newborn child. We wanted something strong in meaning, aquatic and historical... Like Ariel.
We decided on Bold 2-in-1 instead.
