Boiling Jokes

Funniest Boiling Short Jokes

Short boiling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boiling humour may include short soaking jokes also.

1. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
2. A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says " Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
3. What did the egg say to the boiling water? I'm not sure if I can get hard, I was just laid this morning.
4. A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues.
5. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
6. My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
7. What did the blonde do with the boiling water? Froze it - you never know when you're going to need boiling water.
8. I hate it when people use metaphors that are physically impossible. It makes my blood boil.
9. What did the egg say to the boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in three minutes, I just got laid this morning!
10. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

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Boiling One Liners

Which boiling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boiling? I can suggest the ones about fuming and baking.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. RIP boiling water You will be mist.
3. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
4. Today I learned boiling water was really smart. It has like, 100 degree.
5. I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits.
6. My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist.
7. Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
8. I over boiled some venison broth earlier... It was deerly mist.
9. What do you call a clown after you've boiled it for 10 hours? A laughing stock!
10. How do you turn a goose into a musician? You boil it until its Bill Withers.
11. A boiled egg in the morning... It's pretty hard to beat.
12. I HATE being stuck in a vacuum chamber Makes my blood boil
13. The boiling water died It shall be mist.
14. You Know What Really Makes My Blood Boil? Temperatures Of Over 100 Degrees Celsius.
15. A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to.

Boiling Water Jokes

Here is a list of funny boiling water jokes and even better boiling water puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The kid next door challenged me to a water fight Thought I'd post it here while the water boils.
• I love taking photos of myself standing next to boiling water. My doctor says I have selfie steam issues.
• There are two eggs in a pan of boiling water One says "oh! I've got a small crack."
  The other replies "don't worry, I'm only half hard."
• Elon Musk has announced a new recipe for chicken soup First you boil the chicken in water and then you dump the stock.
• Tired of boiling water every time you make pasta? Boil some at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.
• SCIENTIST: I just boiled water. ME: Solid.
  SCIENTIST: No.
  ME: I just mean that's cool.
  SCIENTIST: WRONG AGAIN!
• The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight. I'm just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.
• They say dunking your head in cold water helps wake you up But no one realizes boiling water is much more effective
• Eggs have it bad for boiling water. Unfortunately, it'll take them a while to get hard since they just got laid by a chick.
• It's always a sad day when I end up having to boil water. It will be mist.

Boiling Egg Jokes

Here is a list of funny boiling egg jokes and even better boiling egg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
  Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
  Catfish are already fried when caught ...
  Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
• How do French people know how long to boil an egg? They just know when they boiled enough.
• This is no yolk A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
  The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
  The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off
• I make fun of my parents for not knowing how to use new technology But then again, I googled how to boil an egg
• I can never find a good channel where people boil eggs They're always scrambled
• What do you call boiling period blood in a saucepot? Egg drop soup.
• Are you hungry and looking for something to eat? A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• Hard boiled eggs are disgusting! How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.
• I was in the jungle and I saw these two suspicious guys cracking eggs into boiling water. They were poachers
• A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."

Entertaining Boiling Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about boiling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boiling pranks.