Boiler Jokes
4 boiler jokes and hilarious boiler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boiler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for a laugh? Check out this collection of hilarious boiler jokes! From the boiler man to the chimney sweep, there's no shortage of puns and one-liners to make you and your friends chuckle. Whether you work in HVAC or are just a fan of Wednesdays, share a few of these gas boiler, bunny boiler, and boiler room jokes today!
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Ridiculous Boiler Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What is a good boiler joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Owing to fog a steamer stopped at the mouth of a river.
An old lady inquired of the captain the cause of the delay.
"Can't see up the river," replied the officer.
"But, captain, I can see the stars overhead," she argued.
"Yes," said the captain gruffly, "but until the boiler busts we ain't a-goin' that way."
Source: 1913 newspaper
My flatmates and I got into a massive argument about using the boiler today.
Things got heated.
When I was a kid...
'Too cool for school' meant the boiler had broken and we were all sent home.
What do you call a pregnant woman in a hot tub?
A double boiler
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