Boiled Jokes

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Funniest Boiled Short Jokes

Short boiled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boiled humour may include short boiling jokes also.

1. Just been challenged to a water fight by next door brat kids... Popped on here to check messages while the kettle boils.
2. What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a little while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
3. A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar..... The bartender says " Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here".
4. What did the egg say to the boiling water? I'm not sure if I can get hard, I was just laid this morning.
5. What did the egg say to the boiling water? "Sorry, it's going to take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
6. A man died due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle He had serious selfie steam issues.
7. A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
8. My wife made me dinner the other day. She got offended when I put down my knife and fork and said, "This dinner is disgusting" then my wife said, "Well, boil your own toast next time then"
9. What did the egg say to the boiling water? "Not sure I can get hard..just got laid 10 minutes ago"
10. What did the blonde do with the boiling water? Froze it - you never know when you're going to need boiling water.

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Boiled One Liners

Which boiled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boiled? I can suggest the ones about boils and boiling water.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. RIP boiling water You will be mist.
3. What do you get if you boil funnybones? A laughing stock.
4. Today I learned boiling water was really smart. It has like, 100 degree.
5. R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist
6. I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits.
7. What happens if you boil your funny bone? You make a laughing stock of yourself :)
8. Did you know, if you boil a funny bone... It becomes a laughing stock.
9. Rest in peace boiling water, You will be mist.
10. My best friend died in a freak boiling water accident. He will be mist.
11. Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
12. Rest in peace to the water I just boiled. It will be mist.
13. I over boiled some venison broth earlier... It was deerly mist.
14. What do you call a clown after you've boiled it for 10 hours? A laughing stock!
15. I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena! But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.

Boiled Egg Jokes

Here is a list of funny boiled egg jokes and even better boiled egg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the egg say to the boiling water? Sorry I can't get hard right now. I just got laid.
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in three minutes, I just got laid this morning!
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid this morning!
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
• There are two eggs in a pan of boiling water One says "oh! I've got a small crack."
  The other replies "don't worry, I'm only half hard."
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? How do you expect me to get hard when I got laid just a moment ago.
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll be a minute before I get hard. I just got laid by a chick.
• You Know It's Hot When ... Cows are giving evaporated milk ...
  Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs ...
  Catfish are already fried when caught ...
  Jehovah Witnesses start telemarketing ...
• A boiled egg in the morning... It's pretty hard to beat.

Hard Boiled Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard boiled jokes and even better hard boiled puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's so sad how many people poach elephants in kenya They taste so much better hard boiled
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? I was laid this morning..... I don't know if I can get hard just yet
• A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat.
• Eggs have it bad for boiling water. Unfortunately, it'll take them a while to get hard since they just got laid by a chick.
• Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says "Oh my, look, I've got a crack"
  "No good telling me" replies the male egg, "I'm not even hard yet"
• Eggs ​Two eggs boiling in a pan.
  One says,"I've got a huge crack."
  The other replies,"Stop teasing me, I'm not hard yet."​
• Are you hungry and looking for something to eat? A boiled egg is hard to beat.
• Dirtiest clean joke I know... What did the egg say to the boiling water....? It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just came outta this chik! :p
• What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
• Hard boiled eggs are disgusting! How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.

Hard Boiled Egg Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard boiled egg jokes and even better hard boiled egg puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Egg to the boiling water 'It's gonna take a minute for me to get hard, I just got laid by a chick'
• You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue… Poetry is hard. I'm hungry hmmmm
  Hard
  Hard boiled eggs
  Mmmm bacon and eggs
  Sorry where was I?
• Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge ........ Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, I've got a huge crack. The other replies, Stop teasing me I'm not F*cking hard yet .
• I don't understand hard boiled eggs... The crunchy and the squishy just don't go well together.
• My grandmother passed away. Grandfather tried to stay positive about living the single life.
  He said: "Who needs a wife anyway?
  -How hard can it be to boil Bacon and Eggs?"
• The inventor of hard boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has just died. RIP Scott Chegg.
• What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water? It might take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid this morning.
• Two eggs are put into a p**... of boiling water, what did one egg say to the other? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I got laid last night
• What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water? Its going to take me a while to get hard because I was just laid.

Hard Boiled Eggs Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard boiled eggs jokes and even better hard boiled eggs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water? What did the egg say to the p**... of boiling water?
  "It might take me a minute to get hard... I just got laid this morning."
• What did the egg say after he was put in a p**... of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

Heartwarming Boiled Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about boiled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean boiling pot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boiled pranks.