Bohemian Jokes

Funniest Bohemian Short Jokes

Short bohemian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bohemian humour may include short hippie jokes also.

1. Just got back from a job interview, where I was asked if can perform under pressure. I said I wasn't too sure about that but I do a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody.
2. Was once asked on a job interview if I could perform under pressure. Me: Well I don't know about that, but I'll give Bohemian Rhapsody a try.
3. At a recent job interview, the hiring manager asked me if I can perform under pressure.
   I said no, but I can do Bohemian Rhapsody.
4. At a job interview I was asked if I can perform under pressure... I told them no, but I'm really good at Bohemian Rhapsody.
5. At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."
6. At a job interview, they asked me how well I could perform under pressure. I told them I could hum a few bars, but I was more of a fan of Bohemian Rhapsody.
7. I was at a job interview yesterday and they asked me if I can perform under pressure I told them my 'go to' is Bohemian Rhapsody
8. Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s? Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD
9. I nervously applied to sing on american idol and Simon Cowell asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no,but I could do Bohemian Rhapsody!
10. I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick. Must be the high Mercury content.

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Bohemian One Liners

Which bohemian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bohemian? I can suggest the ones about gypsy and hobo.

1. If I ever move to Prague, I'll open a burrito shop. And call it Bohemian Wrap City.
2. At a job interview."Can you perform under pressure?" No ,but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody!
3. What do you call a Bohemian's passport? A Czechmark
4. What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack? ...A *Blogger.*
   ( I'll see myself out.. :)
5. What's a furry's favorite line from Bohemian Rhapsody? Mamaaaaa, OwO
6. How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check
7. What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar? A bounced Czech.

Bohemian Rhapsody Jokes

Here is a list of funny bohemian rhapsody jokes and even better bohemian rhapsody puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps. And dies of AIDs.
• I illegally downloaded the movie Bohemian Rhapsody today It is very poor quality. All I can see is the little silhouetto of a man
• New I've just downloaded the new Bohemian Rhapsody film, but I think it was filmed by someone in the cinema. I can't make out what's going on, I just see a little silhouette of a man.
• I've just downloaded a pirate copy of the new Queen film bohemian rhapsody. The sound wasn't bad but the picture quality was so bad I could just see a silhouette of a man.
• Downloaded a bootleg copy of Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is terrible. All I can see is a little silhouette-a of a man.
• Just downloaded a pirate copy of Bohemian Rhapsody... The quality was so poor, all I could see was a little silhouette of a man....
• I´ve just downloaded the Queen movie, Bohemian Rhapsody! I think it was filmed in a cinema though, as I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Charming Humor Bohemian Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about bohemian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean goth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bohemian pranks.