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66 boeing jokes and hilarious boeing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boeing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover some hilarious jokes about Boeing aircrafts, including the 747, 737, 737 Max, 777, and Airbus! Find out how Boeing aircrafts handle turbulence, aerospace, and more!

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Funniest Boeing Short Jokes

Short boeing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boeing humour may include short aircraft jokes also.

  1. The war in Afghanistan ended after 20 years, who won? Raytheon, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman, Boeing and Lockheed Martin
  2. I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing ties, and JetBlue shirts. I just wanted to be a plane-clothes cop.
  3. A plane malfunctioned and went for a nosedive mid-flight, but it just bounced after touching the ground. Boeing.
  4. Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the trampoline factory? Witnesses heard a loud Boeing!
  5. If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground? Boeing
  6. A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but I find the whole thing rather Boeing.
  7. United Airlines Boeing 777-200 Engine #2
  8. What do you call an airplane that bounces Boeing Boeing Boeing
  9. I don't know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max They literally ground themselves
  10. Saw a Cop walking around wearing a Boeing Jacket and a hat that said Gulfstream Turns out he was a Planeclothes Officer

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Boeing One Liners

Which boeing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boeing? I can suggest the ones about copilot and aeroplane.

  1. What sound does an airplane make when it bounces off the ground? Boeing.
  2. What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing
  3. What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing boeing boeing
  4. What noise does a plane make when it hits the ground? Boeing
  5. What sound does a rubber airplane make? Boeing
  6. What noise does a aeroplane make when it bounces? Boeing
  7. What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? "BOEING!"
  8. What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing
  9. What sound does a plane make when it hits a trampoline? Boeing
  10. What Do You Call A Plane That Bounces Off The Ground Boeing
  11. My jokes are like Boeing 747s They don't always land
  12. What sound does an airplane make in a bouncy castle? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
  13. How do you call a plane that bounces off a runway? A Boeing
  14. What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor
  15. What did the airplane say to the ground when it crashed? Boeing

Boeing 737 Jokes

Here is a list of funny boeing 737 jokes and even better boeing 737 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's your favorite submersible? Mine's the Boeing 737 Max 8
  • Apparently people don't like pictures of a Boeing 737 Maybe it's just too plain
  • The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max... ... they might throw it under the Airbus.
  • After the recent incidents regarding 737 MAX airplanes Boeing should definitely rebrand. b**... is much more fitting.

Boeing 747 Jokes

Here is a list of funny boeing 747 jokes and even better boeing 747 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At first I found flying a Boeing 747 on top of water hard But soon after it was plane sailing.
  • Why can a 747 never c**...? When it hits the ground it goes 'boeing'
  • Why did the Boeing 747 c**... into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Boeing Airbus Jokes

Here is a list of funny boeing airbus jokes and even better boeing airbus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus.
Boeing joke, The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner...

Hilarious Boeing Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about boeing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boeing pranks.

So a kid gets on a plane for the first time

and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying "Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."
After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy "Be Silent". So the boy starts "Oeing.. Oeing.. Oeing.. "

A man was overly excited to fly for the first time...

As he sat in his seat, he could contain his excitement no longer and began saying "Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!" over and over again.
Irritated, a stewardess comes over to him and says "Be silent!"
The man nods, and continues "Oeing, Oeing, Oeing..."

Engine failure

A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.
After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"

Air and Space Museum

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

A kid boards a flight for the first time in his life

Kid: What kind of flight is this mom?
Mom: Boeing
Kid: I'm boarding a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Mom: Be silent you idiot
Kid: I'm oarding an oeing, oeing, oeing, oeing
P.S: Based on a true incident

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What noise does a plane jumping on a trampoline do?

Boeing.

What do you call a snake who makes a living building passenger airplanes?

A Boeing constructor.

Just got off a 20 hour flight

It was really Boeing

What do you call prostitution in an airplane?

Hoeing in a Boeing

A blonde joke

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the c**...-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."

The FAA has determined that it will never need to ground a Boeing aircraft again.

The planes can clearly ground themselves!

If a joke's over your head it's a "whoosh". But if a joke crashes and dies horribly,

That's a "Boeing".

I don't find airplane jokes funny.

To me they're just really boeing.

Boeing joke, I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing tie

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