Boeing Jokes
61 boeing jokes and hilarious boeing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boeing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover some hilarious jokes about Boeing aircrafts, including the 747, 737, 737 Max, 777, and Airbus! Find out how Boeing aircrafts handle turbulence, aerospace, and more!
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Funniest Boeing Short Jokes
Short boeing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boeing humour may include short aircraft jokes also.
- The war in Afghanistan ended after 20 years, who won? Raytheon, General Dynamics, Northrop Grumman, Boeing and Lockheed Martin
- I was discharged from the police academy for refusing to wear anything except Delta hats, Boeing ties, and JetBlue shirts. I just wanted to be a plane-clothes cop.
- A plane malfunctioned and went for a nosedive mid-flight, but it just bounced after touching the ground. Boeing.
- Did you hear about the plane that crashed into the trampoline factory? Witnesses heard a loud Boeing!
- If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground? Boeing
- A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but I find the whole thing rather Boeing.
- I don't know why all these countries are ordering to ground the Boeing 737 max They literally ground themselves
- Saw a Cop walking around wearing a Boeing Jacket and a hat that said Gulfstream Turns out he was a Planeclothes Officer
- What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common? Immigrants
- If a joke's over your head it's a "whoosh". But if a joke crashes and dies horribly, That's a "Boeing".
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Boeing One Liners
Which boeing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boeing? I can suggest the ones about copilot and aeroplane.
- What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing
- What noise does a plane make when it hits the ground? Boeing
- What sound does a rubber airplane make? Boeing
- What do you call a bouncy plane? Boeing Boeing Boeing
- What Do You Call A Plane That Bounces Off The Ground Boeing
- My jokes are like Boeing 747s They don't always land
- What sound does an airplane make in a bouncy castle? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
- What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor
- What did the airplane say to the ground when it crashed? Boeing
- United Airlines Boeing 777-200 Engine #2
- What do you call prostitution in an airplane? Hoeing in a Boeing
- What's your favorite submersible? Mine's the Boeing 737 Max 8
- Just got off a 20 hour flight It was really Boeing
- I don't find airplane jokes funny. To me they're just really boeing.
- What noise does a plane jumping on a trampoline do? Boeing.
Boeing 737 Jokes
Here is a list of funny boeing 737 jokes and even better boeing 737 puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apparently people don't like pictures of a Boeing 737 Maybe it's just too plain
- The FAA is reviewing the Boeing 737 Max... ... they might throw it under the Airbus.
Boeing 747 Jokes
Here is a list of funny boeing 747 jokes and even better boeing 747 puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- At first I found flying a Boeing 747 on top of water hard But soon after it was plane sailing.
Hilarious Boeing Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about boeing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boeing pranks.
So a kid gets on a plane for the first time
and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying "Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."
After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy "Be Silent". So the boy starts "Oeing.. Oeing.. Oeing.. "
What do you call two soul mates reincarnated as Boeing parts?
Manifold destiny
Engine failure
A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.
After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"
Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?
He was not Boeing.
Air and Space Museum
So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."
What do you call a snake who makes a living building passenger airplanes?
A Boeing constructor.
I fell asleep in the airplane company meeting . . . . .
. . . . . because it was Boeing
A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again.
Boeing!
Boeing is working on cloud
Would it be virtual cloud or literal cloud?
9/11 jokes...
9/11 jokes are just plane boeing.
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A blonde joke
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the c**...-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting,"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
The FAA has determined that it will never need to ground a Boeing aircraft again.
The planes can clearly ground themselves!
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After the recent incidents regarding 737 MAX airplanes Boeing should definitely rebrand.
b**... is much more fitting.
In light of recent adverse publicity, Boeing executives are considering renaming the company.
Boom and Splat did not make the list of finalists.
(Too soon?)
What's the difference between a Boeing 787 Dreamliner and a blonde?
Most people haven't been inside a '787.
