boeing Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious boeing puns

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

boeing boeing boeing

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What sound does an airplane make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What noise does a plane make when it hits the ground?

Boeing

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So a kid gets on a plane for the first time

and he is really excited about it. He is sitting inside the plane mid-flight when he finds out the plane's a Boeing. So he starts saying "Boeing.. Boeing.. Boeing.."

After a while when he doesn't stop the passengers start getting irritated, and the hostess comes along and tells the boy "Be Silent". So the boy starts "Oeing.. Oeing.. Oeing.. "

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What sound does a rubber airplane make?

Boeing

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A kid boards a flight for the first time in his life

Kid: What kind of flight is this mom?

Mom: Boeing

Kid: I'm boarding a Boeing, Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

Mom: Be silent you idiot

Kid: I'm oarding an oeing, oeing, oeing, oeing

P.S: Based on a true incident

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What noise does a aeroplane make when it bounces?

Boeing

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A man was overly excited to fly for the first time...

As he sat in his seat, he could contain his excitement no longer and began saying "Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!" over and over again.

Irritated, a stewardess comes over to him and says "Be silent!"

The man nods, and continues "Oeing, Oeing, Oeing..."

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What do you call a bouncy plane?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

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What sound does a plane make when it hits a trampoline?

Boeing

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Four guys are in a bar bragging about their kids when one goes to piss..

First guy says, "my son is in real estate and is so successful he just gave a guy a house". Next one says, "my boy is at Ferrari and just gave his friend a car". Third guy says, "oh yeah? My son is in charge of Boeing and just gave his friend a jet"! The fourth guy returns and they ask what his son has accomplished and he says, "well, my son, my son is gay. And he's a male prostitute". The other three start to give him shit and he says, " say what you want but he has a new house, a new Ferrari and a Lear Jet"!

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What sound does a 747 make when it lands?

Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!

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What Do You Call A Plane That Bounces Off The Ground

Boeing

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Air and Space Museum

So a 5 year old boy is walking around in the air and space museum, but he doesn't seem to be having a good time. Naturally, his mom asks him what's bothering him, and he responds: "Mom, it's just too boeing."

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What sound does an airplane make when it bounces on a trampoline?

Boeing

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If a plane tries to land but can't deploy its wheels, what sound does it make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but

I find the whole thing rather Boeing.

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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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What does a 747 sound like when it bounces?



Boeing Boeing Boeing

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What did the airplane say to the ground when it crashed?

Boeing

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What noise does a plane make when it bounces off the ground?

Boeing

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What does a whore have in common with a Boeing 747?

They both have huge cockpits.

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Saw a Cop walking around wearing a Boeing Jacket and a hat that said Gulfstream

Turns out he was a Planeclothes Officer

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What sound does a rubber plane make?

Boeing

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What do you call prostitution in an airplane?

Hoeing in a Boeing

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What do you call a snake who makes a living building passenger airplanes?

A Boeing constructor.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Just got off a 20 hour flight

It was really Boeing

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Apparently people don't like pictures of a Boeing 737

Maybe it's just too plain

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What plane was used by the Navy to draw the dick in the sky?

A Boeing.

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What noise does a plane jumping on a trampoline do?

Boeing.

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A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again.

Boeing!

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Engine failure

A Boeing 747 was having trouble with the engines. The pilots called the cabin crew and asked them to prepare the cabin for an emergency landing.

After a while, the pilots call back and ask if the cabin is secure. The flight attendant replies "Yes, captain. But there are some lawyers walking around handing out business cards"

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What are the most funny Boeing jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Boeing? Well, here are the best Boeing dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Boeing pick up lines to share with friends.

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