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What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?
.... A r**... Boehner.
A bully, a baby, and a carrot walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. Boehner?"
John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.
He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.
"My wife's having a relationship with the Speaker of the House of Representatives"
"Boehner?"
"No, she assures me it's completely platonic."
How many jobs did Speaker Boehner create in the past 4 years as a Speaker?
One, when he left.
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