Bodybuilding Jokes

38 bodybuilding jokes and hilarious bodybuilding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bodybuilding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bodybuilding Short Jokes

Short bodybuilding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bodybuilding humour may include short bodybuilder jokes also.

  1. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
  2. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...
  3. Dr. Frankenstein went to a body-building competition... There was a terrible misunderstanding.
  4. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition. However, upon arrival he realised he seriously misunderstood the objective.
  5. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest
  6. How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb? Just one, it's light work.
  7. Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.
  8. How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
    (a steroid overdose)
  9. Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset? He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.
  10. There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders They always have to get their whey

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Bodybuilding One Liners

Which bodybuilding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bodybuilding? I can suggest the ones about body builder and weight lifting.

  1. What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
  2. What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
  3. What do zombie bodybuilders want more than anything? GaaAAAiiNnns!!
  4. Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.
  5. What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose
  6. My body-building Italian uncle died.... He pasta whey.
  7. What do you call a bodybuilding yeti? The abdominal snowman
  8. What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein? No whey!
  9. What do undead bodybuilders crave? *"gaaaaains...."*
  10. My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program. It's a girl and weighs 6lb 7oz!
  11. What do you call a Jewish bodybuilder that's a member of the aristocracy? Muscle-Toff
  12. What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein? No whey!
  13. What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
  14. What was Dr. Frankenstein's favourite hobby? Bodybuilding...
  15. What do you call a bodybuilder bee? A beest

Bodybuilding joke, What do you call a bodybuilder bee?

The Funniest Bodybuilding Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about bodybuilding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big muscles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bodybuilding pranks.

This Joke Is A Real Lemon

A barman was very proud of the fact that he could squeeze a lemon so that no more juice would come out of it He made a standing offer of $1000 to anyone who could get more juice out of a lemon after he'd squeezed it. Every night big, burly regulars at the bar attempted to get more juice from a lemon he'd squeezed, but no one could produce so much as a drop. But one night, a little bloke walked in and said he'd heard of the standing offer and would like to try. The barman said 'How do you think you could succeed when all these blokes have failed?' And the little guy said: 'Just give me a chance and I'll show you'.
So the barman, thinking his regulars would enjoy the joke, picked up a lemon and squeezed it. After squeezing all the juice he could out of it, he handed the dried ring to the little bloke and said: 'Here you go.' The little bloke took the lemon and squeezed it and managed to get one, two, three for fix, SIX more drops of juice. Amazed, the barman said: 'Well, here's your $1000. But what do you do for a living? Are you a professional bodybuilder or what?' And the little bloke said: 'No, I work for the Tax Department.'

BodyBuilder and a Blonde

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was

Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**....

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....

A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.

Staff tried to e**... him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.

Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"

Bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"

A blind man gets into a blondes only bar

He approaches the bar, asks for a beer, and tells her:
- Do you want to hear a very funny joke on blondes?
- Ohh man, you got into the wrong place with this joke! I am 200 pounds blonde barwoman, at your right there is a blonde bodybuilder, at the right there is a blond black belt on karate, and at your back its the most insane blond biker in town. I am gone ask you only once; are you sure you want to tell a joke on blondes?
- No, i dont want to explain the joke four times

Bodybuilding joke, A blind man gets into a blondes only bar