Bodybuilding Jokes
38 bodybuilding jokes and hilarious bodybuilding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bodybuilding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Bodybuilding Short Jokes
Short bodybuilding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bodybuilding humour may include short bodybuilder jokes also.
- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
- How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb? Just one, it's light work.
- Italian Bodybuilder Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids" - Why did Saturday and Sunday win the body-building competition? Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are week days.
- If the corporate building for a company is called a headquarters, what do you call the gym? Bodybuilding.
- I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition He took the name of the competition way too seriously!
- Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick
- What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Güey protein.
- What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder? Teddy Swolevelt.
Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head. - How would you describe a bodybuilder who doesn't have six packs Abnormal.
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Bodybuilding One Liners
Which bodybuilding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bodybuilding? I can suggest the ones about body builder and weight lifting.
- What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
- What do zombie bodybuilders want more than anything? GaaAAAiiNnns!!
- Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.
- My body-building Italian uncle died.... He pasta whey.
- How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
- What do you call a bodybuilder bee? A beest
- I was going to make a joke about bodybuilders today... But that seems whey too easy
- My bodybuilder friends are getting a divorce They clearly weren't working out.
- Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone
- What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie? Fifty Shakes of Whey.
- What do you call a deceased bodybuilder? RIPPED
- Why did the priest win the bodybuilding contest? he worked a lot on "mass"
- Imagine dating a bodybuilder and... It doesn't work out. :)
- Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein? Because they eat whey too much
- How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!
The Funniest Bodybuilding Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about bodybuilding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big muscles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bodybuilding pranks.
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What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
This Joke Is A Real Lemon
A barman was very proud of the fact that he could squeeze a lemon so that no more juice would come out of it He made a standing offer of $1000 to anyone who could get more juice out of a lemon after he'd squeezed it. Every night big, burly regulars at the bar attempted to get more juice from a lemon he'd squeezed, but no one could produce so much as a drop. But one night, a little bloke walked in and said he'd heard of the standing offer and would like to try. The barman said 'How do you think you could succeed when all these blokes have failed?' And the little guy said: 'Just give me a chance and I'll show you'.
So the barman, thinking his regulars would enjoy the joke, picked up a lemon and squeezed it. After squeezing all the juice he could out of it, he handed the dried ring to the little bloke and said: 'Here you go.' The little bloke took the lemon and squeezed it and managed to get one, two, three for fix, SIX more drops of juice. Amazed, the barman said: 'Well, here's your $1000. But what do you do for a living? Are you a professional bodybuilder or what?' And the little bloke said: 'No, I work for the Tax Department.'
BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
No Whey Jose
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Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**....
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....
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A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.
Staff tried to e**... him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.
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A blind man gets into a blondes only bar
He approaches the bar, asks for a beer, and tells her:
- Do you want to hear a very funny joke on blondes?
- Ohh man, you got into the wrong place with this joke! I am 200 pounds blonde barwoman, at your right there is a blonde bodybuilder, at the right there is a blond black belt on karate, and at your back its the most insane blond biker in town. I am gone ask you only once; are you sure you want to tell a joke on blondes?
- No, i dont want to explain the joke four times
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A bodybuilder sees a group of beautiful women flocking around a skinny guy at the gym one day...
The bodybuilder is baffled. He asks his friend: "What the h**... do they see in that wimp?"
"I hear he can bench press a hundred pounds," says the friend.
"A hundred pounds?!?" The bodybuilder snorts. "h**..., I can bench press over three hundred and fifty!!"
The friend raises an eyebrow. "With your tongue?"
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What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder.
No whey Jose
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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?
a**...-steroids.
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I can't stand bodybuilders who smoke w**....
They always act so high and mighty.
