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  1. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
  2. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective...
  3. Dr. Frankenstein went to a body-building competition... There was a terrible misunderstanding.
  4. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition. However, upon arrival he realised he seriously misunderstood the objective.
  5. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding contest When he gets there, he realizes he seriously misunderstood the nature of the contest
  6. How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb? Just one, it's light work.
  7. Dr. Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition... It seems he wildly misunderstood the rules.
  8. How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
    (a steroid overdose)
  9. Why was Dr. Frankenstein upset? He misunderstood the rules to the bodybuilding competition.
  10. There's nothing worse than a bunch of demanding bodybuilders They always have to get their whey

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Bodybuilder One Liners

Which bodybuilder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bodybuilder? I can suggest the ones about bodybuilding and muscle man.

  1. What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
  2. What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
  3. What do zombie bodybuilders want more than anything? GaaAAAiiNnns!!
  4. Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.
  5. What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose
  6. My body-building Italian uncle died.... He pasta whey.
  7. What do you call a bodybuilding yeti? The abdominal snowman
  8. What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein? No whey!
  9. What do undead bodybuilders crave? *"gaaaaains...."*
  10. My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program. It's a girl and weighs 6lb 7oz!
  11. What do you call a Jewish bodybuilder that's a member of the aristocracy? Muscle-Toff
  12. What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein? No whey!
  13. What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
  14. What was Dr. Frankenstein's favourite hobby? Bodybuilding...
  15. What do you call a bodybuilder bee? A beest

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What funny jokes about bodybuilder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean big muscles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bodybuilder pranks.

This Joke Is A Real Lemon

A barman was very proud of the fact that he could squeeze a lemon so that no more juice would come out of it He made a standing offer of $1000 to anyone who could get more juice out of a lemon after he'd squeezed it. Every night big, burly regulars at the bar attempted to get more juice from a lemon he'd squeezed, but no one could produce so much as a drop. But one night, a little bloke walked in and said he'd heard of the standing offer and would like to try. The barman said 'How do you think you could succeed when all these blokes have failed?' And the little guy said: 'Just give me a chance and I'll show you'.
So the barman, thinking his regulars would enjoy the joke, picked up a lemon and squeezed it. After squeezing all the juice he could out of it, he handed the dried ring to the little bloke and said: 'Here you go.' The little bloke took the lemon and squeezed it and managed to get one, two, three for fix, SIX more drops of juice. Amazed, the barman said: 'Well, here's your $1000. But what do you do for a living? Are you a professional bodybuilder or what?' And the little bloke said: 'No, I work for the Tax Department.'

Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"

Bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition...

...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective.

A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.

Staff tried to e**... him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.

BodyBuilder and a Blonde

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Italian Bodybuilder

Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"

What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie?

Fifty Shakes of Whey.

I can't stand bodybuilders who smoke w**....

They always act so high and mighty.

Why did the bodybuilder borrow a dictionary?

Because he wanted to know how to define muscle.

Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition

He quickly realizes he misunderstood the objective

Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**....

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....

A Bodybuilder Enters h**...

After a full day of hard labor, he asks Satan , "Hey man, is there somewhere I can get a protein shake around here?".
Satan replies, " There's no whey in h**...!!! ".

My bodybuilder friends are getting a divorce

They clearly weren't working out.

A bodybuilder sees a group of beautiful women flocking around a skinny guy at the gym one day...

The bodybuilder is baffled. He asks his friend: "What the h**... do they see in that wimp?"
"I hear he can bench press a hundred pounds," says the friend.
"A hundred pounds?!?" The bodybuilder snorts. "h**..., I can bench press over three hundred and fifty!!"
The friend raises an eyebrow. "With your tongue?"

Why did the priest win the bodybuilding contest?

he worked a lot on "mass"

Dr. Frankenstein

Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition and discovered he had seriously misunderstood the objective.

Imagine dating a bodybuilder and...

It doesn't work out. :)

What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?


What do you say when an Italian bodybuilder dies?

He pasta whey

What did the bodybuilder say when he saw the store had sold out of protein powder?

No whey!

A blind man gets into a blondes only bar

He approaches the bar, asks for a beer, and tells her:
- Do you want to hear a very funny joke on blondes?
- Ohh man, you got into the wrong place with this joke! I am 200 pounds blonde barwoman, at your right there is a blonde bodybuilder, at the right there is a blond black belt on karate, and at your back its the most insane blond biker in town. I am gone ask you only once; are you sure you want to tell a joke on blondes?
- No, i dont want to explain the joke four times

I was going to make a joke about bodybuilders today...

But that seems whey too easy

What do you call a deceased bodybuilder?


Dr. Frankenstein entered a competition.

It was a bodybuilding competition.
It wasn't until it was too late that he realised he really misunderstood the objectives!

If the corporate building for a company is called a headquarters, what do you call the gym?


Why did Saturday and Sunday win the body-building competition?

Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are week days.

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