Bodybuilder Jokes
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Funniest Bodybuilder Short Jokes
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- Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition And was promptly left in embarrassment when he realized that he'd severely misunderstood the objective.
- How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb? Just one, it's light work.
- Italian Bodybuilder Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids" - Why did Saturday and Sunday win the body-building competition? Because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday are week days.
- If the corporate building for a company is called a headquarters, what do you call the gym? Bodybuilding.
- I saw Frankenstein walk into a body-building competition He took the name of the competition way too seriously!
- Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick
- What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Güey protein.
- What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder? Teddy Swolevelt.
Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head. - How would you describe a bodybuilder who doesn't have six packs Abnormal.
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Bodybuilder One Liners
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- What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure? A protein shake
- What do zombie bodybuilders want more than anything? GaaAAAiiNnns!!
- Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.
- My body-building Italian uncle died.... He pasta whey.
- How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!
- What do you call a bodybuilder bee? A beest
- I was going to make a joke about bodybuilders today... But that seems whey too easy
- My bodybuilder friends are getting a divorce They clearly weren't working out.
- Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone
- What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie? Fifty Shakes of Whey.
- What do you call a deceased bodybuilder? RIPPED
- Why did the priest win the bodybuilding contest? he worked a lot on "mass"
- Imagine dating a bodybuilder and... It doesn't work out. :)
- Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein? Because they eat whey too much
- How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!
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I had such a strange dream last night...
everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married s**.... Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.
This Joke Is A Real Lemon
A barman was very proud of the fact that he could squeeze a lemon so that no more juice would come out of it He made a standing offer of $1000 to anyone who could get more juice out of a lemon after he'd squeezed it. Every night big, burly regulars at the bar attempted to get more juice from a lemon he'd squeezed, but no one could produce so much as a drop. But one night, a little bloke walked in and said he'd heard of the standing offer and would like to try. The barman said 'How do you think you could succeed when all these blokes have failed?' And the little guy said: 'Just give me a chance and I'll show you'.
So the barman, thinking his regulars would enjoy the joke, picked up a lemon and squeezed it. After squeezing all the juice he could out of it, he handed the dried ring to the little bloke and said: 'Here you go.' The little bloke took the lemon and squeezed it and managed to get one, two, three for fix, SIX more drops of juice. Amazed, the barman said: 'Well, here's your $1000. But what do you do for a living? Are you a professional bodybuilder or what?' And the little bloke said: 'No, I work for the Tax Department.'
What do you call a jewish bodybuilder?
Muscletov.
What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion?
I was putting on Mass.
What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder?
Shy Le Buff
I'll show myself out.
I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements.
There's just no whey.
What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?
No whey...
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A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.
Staff tried to e**... him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.
BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
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What do you call a mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A bodybuilder told me he hates protein.
No whey!
The Emo Bodybuilder
The Emo bodybuilder is very dangerous, you never know what he means when he says he's cutting
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I can't stand bodybuilders who smoke w**....
They always act so high and mighty.
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments?
No whey.
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
No Whey Jose
A man sees two people engaged in a game of Chess at the gym
The man asks the two: Why are you two here?
One of them replies: Those bodybuilders over there said it was Chess day
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What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder.
No whey Jose
What do you get for winning a bodybuilding contest?
A HyperTrophy
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Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in h**....
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in h**....
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A bodybuilder sees a group of beautiful women flocking around a skinny guy at the gym one day...
The bodybuilder is baffled. He asks his friend: "What the h**... do they see in that wimp?"
"I hear he can bench press a hundred pounds," says the friend.
"A hundred pounds?!?" The bodybuilder snorts. "h**..., I can bench press over three hundred and fifty!!"
The friend raises an eyebrow. "With your tongue?"
Why do all bodybuilders train their Abs?
It's practically oblique-atory
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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?
a**...-steroids.
Where do bodybuilders buy groceries?
Swole Foods
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A blind man gets into a blondes only bar
He approaches the bar, asks for a beer, and tells her:
- Do you want to hear a very funny joke on blondes?
- Ohh man, you got into the wrong place with this joke! I am 200 pounds blonde barwoman, at your right there is a blonde bodybuilder, at the right there is a blond black belt on karate, and at your back its the most insane blond biker in town. I am gone ask you only once; are you sure you want to tell a joke on blondes?
- No, i dont want to explain the joke four times
My mother is really strong!
She's a body-builder.
