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What do you call a jewish bodybuilder?
Muscletov.
What do you call a Jewish bodybuilder that's a member of the aristocracy?
Muscle-Toff
Dr. Frankenstein:
The original body-builder!
What does a Muslim bodybuilder drink after a workout?
A sheikh!
Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder"
Bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"
What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder?
Shy Le Buff
I'll show myself out.
I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements.
There's just no whey.
Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers?
They're fantastic dead lifters
A bodybuilder gets lost in the woods...
And dies of starvation when he can't find his whey.
What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?
Weights
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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?
Because his pythons were sick
What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?
No whey...
A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym.
Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.
BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?
Because it was a gun-free zone
What did one bodybuilder ask the other?
How much do you whey bro?
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder?
Muscle Tov!
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
There was a very angry bodybuilder psychologist
He had Freud rage
A bodybuilder told me he hates protein.
No whey!
What did the homeless Mexican bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
No whey, homes.
Why do bodybuilders get huge when they consume protein?
Because they eat whey too much
Italian Bodybuilder
Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"
How would you describe a bodybuilder who doesn't have six packs
Abnormal.
What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein?
No whey!
What is a bodybuilders favorite subject?
Physiques
A bodybuilder drops his protein shake
Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"
Why didn't the dyslexic bodybuilder workout when his stomach hurt?
He felt it was an Abd Omen
The Emo Bodybuilder
The Emo bodybuilder is very dangerous, you never know what he means when he says he's cutting
What do you call a bodybuilder having a seizure?
A protein shake
What would Theodore Roosevelt be called if he was a professional bodybuilder?
Teddy Swolevelt.
Yes, I know it's awful, Just had to get it out of my head.
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments?
No whey.
Why did the bodybuilder borrow a dictionary?
Because he wanted to know how to define muscle.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
No Whey Jose
What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder.
No whey Jose
Reporter- What excercise do you use to make your traps bigger?
Bodybuilder- shrugs
Two bodybuilders are having a conversation in Hell.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think there is anywhere down here where I could get a protein shake?
Man 2: Dude, there's no whey in Hell.
A Bodybuilder Enters Hell
After a full day of hard labor, he asks Satan , "Hey man, is there somewhere I can get a protein shake around here?".
Satan replies, " There's no whey in hell!!! ".
My bodybuilder friends are getting a divorce
They clearly weren't working out.
A bodybuilder sees a group of beautiful women flocking around a skinny guy at the gym one day...
The bodybuilder is baffled. He asks his friend: "What the hell do they see in that wimp?"
"I hear he can bench press a hundred pounds," says the friend.
"A hundred pounds?!?" The bodybuilder snorts. "Hell, I can bench press over three hundred and fifty!!"
The friend raises an eyebrow. "With your tongue?"
What do you call a bodybuilder bee?
A beest
What do bodybuilders say when they run out of protein?
No whey!
Imagine dating a bodybuilder and...
It doesn't work out. :)
Why do all bodybuilders train their Abs?
It's practically oblique-atory
Where do bodybuilders buy groceries?
Swole Foods
What do you say when an Italian bodybuilder dies?
He pasta whey
What did the bodybuilder say when he saw the store had sold out of protein powder?
No whey!
A blind man gets into a blondes only bar
He approaches the bar, asks for a beer, and tells her:
- Do you want to hear a very funny joke on blondes?
- Ohh man, you got into the wrong place with this joke! I am 200 pounds blonde barwoman, at your right there is a blonde bodybuilder, at the right there is a blond black belt on karate, and at your back its the most insane blond biker in town. I am gone ask you only once; are you sure you want to tell a joke on blondes?
- No, i dont want to explain the joke four times
My mother is really strong!
She's a body-builder.
What do you call a deceased bodybuilder?
RIPPED
How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in the world's heaviest light bulb?
Just one, it's light work.
