Body Temperature Jokes
7 body temperature jokes and hilarious body temperature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body temperature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Body Temperature Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My friend's body temperature is currently -273.15 °C
Don't worry though, he's 0K.
If your body temperature decreased to -273 C°...
...you will still be 0K.
Hey, do you want to come back to my place and regulate our body temperatures using external sources?
No hom(e)o(stasis)
I asked a scientist what would happen if my body temperature hit absolute zero.
He said I'd be 0K
Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?
Because we're all a little obtuse.
I'm so ill, my body temperature is 39° celsius
One more celsius and I'm votka!
I can describe my height and body temperature in one word:
Fahrenheit.
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