Body Pillow Jokes
6 body pillow jokes and hilarious body pillow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body pillow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Body Pillow Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good body pillow joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I saw an expensive looking body pillow for sale today
I know some people who would pay a 4-Chan for it
My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow
It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget.
So then the otaku says...
That's no body pillow. That's my wife!
In what state is it legal to marry a body pillow?
A State of Emergency.
What does a weaboo pirate own?
An Arr-nime body pillow.
Three men were caught for m**... on same day.
Very next day they were produced in the court.
After hearing all the arguments the judge decided to declare the verdict after lunch.
It happened to be his wife's birthday that day and he had promised to not give death penalty on her birthday to anyone.
After lunch judge announced that all the three accused will receive 500 lashes.
Since it's almost a death penalty all accused were asked for their last wish.
First one thought as nothing can save him now, wishes for noth ing.
He is lashed 500 times all over his body.
He was bleeding all over gasping for final breath and conciousness.
When second person was asked for his wish he thought for a moment and said, "I wish that 10 pillow is tied all over me."
Well, 500 lashes was given but he laughed all over as pillow absorbed all the forces of lashes.
Now, The third person was called and asked for his wish.
He looked around.
He saw first person facing his death and counting his last breath and second person laughing at first person calling him idiot.
He took some time and with deep breath said,"Tie second person over me. "
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