Body Part Jokes
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Funniest Body Part Short Jokes
Short body part jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The body part humour may include short body organ jokes also.
- When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
- A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"
"Why?" says his wife, a little surprised
"Because it's holding me back!" - Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
- What body part starts with p, is 5 letters long and gets bigger when you see something you like? A pupil.
Why, what did you think it was? - They say the brain is the most important part of the body... But think about who's telling us that.
- What part of your body would you get rid of? Some guy responded "My spine. It holds me back."
- Interviewer: Where were you born? Me: in India
Interviewer: oh, which part?
Me: What 'which part' ..? Whole body was born in India. - I asked my friend, "if you had to get rid of one body part what would it be?" He said, "My spine, it holds me back."
- Which part of the body do the Chinese care most about ? The knee
cause they always greet each other by asking
knee how ? - Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?" Blonde: "My whole body."
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Body Part One Liners
Which body part one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with body part? I can suggest the ones about body system and body.
- When you die what body part dies last? The pupils, they dilate
- is my wife ashamed of my body? a tiny part of me says yes.
- What's the worst part of my body? The spine, it really holds me back.
- What part of your body shouldn't move while dancing? Your bowels!
- What is the most reliable body part? Your fingers. You can always count on them!
- My favourite part of the Bible, Psalm: body once told me the world was gonna roll me.
- What is the mailman's favorite body part? Deliver
- What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in? ♪ *Shady's back* ♪
- Sometimes, I wonder to myself if my wife hates my body. A tiny part of me thinks "Yes!"
- What's a ghost's favorite body part? BOObies
- What's the one body part you can choose to have? You can pick your nose.
- What part of the body hurts the most when it snaps? Thanos
- Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine
- What body part always loses in a game? Defeat
- What's a communist's least favorite body part? The eye
Hilarious Body Part Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about body part you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human body jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make body part pranks.
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.
He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head.
He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error.
"Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch.
"Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch.
He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head.
"Head on curb."
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What's the most sensitive part of a man's body during m**...?
His ear.
No problems
A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.
Three Engineers
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.
The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"
The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"
The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."
What is the proudest body part?
the veins
Three Engineers are Sitting at a Bar...
...and discussing what kind of engineer constructed the human body. The first exclaimed that it must be a Mechanical Engineer because of all the joints and moving parts. The second said it had to have been an Electrical Engineer because of all the nerve endings and electrical signals. The third disagreed with both and declared that it had to have been a Nuclear Engineer, because who else would construct a toxic tube so close to a recreational area?
A little boy and a little girl..
..got into bath tub for bathing. The little girl, curious about the extra body part of the boy asked him if she can touch it. The boy replied "You broke yours, now you want to play with mine? No way!"
What's the best part about being cremated?
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.
I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.
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What is a s**...'s least favorite part of the body?
Eyelashes.
What part of the body is also the name for a Mexican gift decoration?
El Bow
If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part...
I'd pick my nose.
Where is my favourite body part?
Its right ear!
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Emergency flashers
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their n**... bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!
What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?
Kidneys.
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What's the best part of s**... on a boat....
Just throw the dead body overboard when you're done.
What is the most Spanish body part?
Elbow.
My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...
... SPINE.
Why hiring foreign workers can be bad...
Boss: Where were you born?
Woman: Germany
Boss: Really? Which part?
Woman: what you mean which part? Whole body born in Germany!
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Did you hear about the pirate who was buying body parts?
He was giving a buck-an-ear
What's the only nationality named after a body part?
Japa-knees
Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape...
I roll them at least 489 times a day.
Tooth Fairy
The only thing the tooth fairy teaches children is that they can sell body parts for money.
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What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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Boss: Where were you born?
ME: MERICA
Boss: which part?
ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA.
As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back.....
And my front.
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What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself?
Your ear listening for foot steps.
An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.
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When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies.....
Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
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What's a pirate's favorite school subject?
Arrrrrrrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite body part?
The arrrrrm.
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
No. The Navy you idiot.
When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
P N E I S
The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.
What is the funniest part of the human body?
It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia
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What is a p**... Heads favorite body part?
'ear *cough* 'ear
Why can't blonds ever stab someone in their sleep?
Because *sleep* isn't a body part.
My gold digger wife told me she loves me for my body. Her favourite part?
Ma-knee.
What's the best part of dating a coroner?
I don't have to decide between a warm body or the smell of corpse.
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Using the letters P S N I E... name a part of the human body that works best when e**....
If you answered "SPINE" You are correct
A kid asks the Sunday school teacher which part of the body goes to Heaven first. The teacher decides to make it a lesson and asks the kids what they think.
Sarah says 'it's your brain, because that's what controls everything'
Tina says 'it's your heart, because that's where Jesus lives'
Johnny yells out 'your feet!'
The teacher asks why the feet.
Johnny replies 'because I looked in Mrs Brown's bedroom window this morning and she had her feet in the air screaming 'Jesus! I'm coming!'
I got an email from my girlfriend. It said, "Can you send me a photograph of my best body part?"
So I emailed her back.
What body part makes the best student?
The eye, because it's a good pupil!
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A young couple got together and started making out.
One thing led to another, and soon they were about to have s**.... Just then they realise that neither of them really know what to do. The girl said she'd ask her mom about the steps. Her mom said that both have to undress and then she should grab the hardest part of his body and put it inside where she pees. So, she put his head in the toilet.
What is the longest part of a woman's body?
Her legs. They go from the floor all the way to paradise.
Which body part hurts most when you get hit by a right-angled triangle?
Your sinuses.
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.
It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.
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I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I s**.... What am I?
pear
What's the worst part of having a human brain in a robot body?
Can't fly
An American brings a Chinese Man to a hotdog stand.
The American orders a hotdog and assures the Chinese Man that the food here is very good.
When the hotdog is finished cooking and served, the Chinese Man begins to look pale.
The American asks, What's wrong?
The Chinese Man replies, When we eat dogs, we typically remove this part of the body.
One day, all the human body parts got together to decide who should be in charge.
The mouth said, I should be in charge because I can talk.
...No one else said anything.
Some cultures use different parts of the body to represent different numbers.
If you don't know these aspects of the culture, you may not value the people. But I find you can count on them once you get to know them better.
What's a musician's favorite part of the body?
The Bach.
If a woman asks you
What's your favorite part of my body? Always go with the answer: "your mind".
Unless she's a Cartesian Dualist. Then you should just tell her the truth.
I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'
It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."
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A headline: Elderly Man Found Pushing Stroller With Body Parts sounds butch worse than
Man taking grandchild to the park
I had to fire some of my body parts this morning.
My bowels were relieved of their duties.
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When you die, which part of your body will decay last?
Your pupils... because they die late.
What's a gay pirates favourite body part?
The peg leg
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I have an old soul, the mind of a scholar, the heart of a child and the body of a stripper.
And that completes my basement collection of human body parts.
What is the stinkiest body part?
The nose - it always smells.
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A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"
She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."
Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely n**.... With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"
The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."
"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"
"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"
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Put these letters together to form a word. P N E I S Clue: a body part that is very important when e**....
The answer is spine.
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my aunt ruth died in a horrible e**...
they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casket
the f**... was ruthless.
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I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins...
I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.
Doc, every part of my body hurts:
Me: I touch my head it hurts.
I touch my stomach it hurrs
I touch my leg it hurts
I touch my eye it hurts
I touch my neck it hurts.
What is wrong with me?
Doc: You have a broken finger
