Body Part Jokes
116 body part jokes and hilarious body part puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body part that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short body part jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The body part humour may include short body organ jokes also.
- What is the most sensitive part of your body while pleasuring yourself? Your ear listening for foot steps.
- After you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils because... ...they dilate!
- When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I'm so polite... ...I only look at the covered parts.
- When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
- After you die, what part of the human body is the last to stop working? Your pupils; they dilate.
- When women wear a bikini, they expose 90% of their bodies..... Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
- A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, "my spine!"
"Why?" says his wife, a little surprised
"Because it's holding me back!" - When wearing a bikini women show 90% of their body. Men are really polite to only look at the covered parts.
- Most Fascinating Part of the Body I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"
- What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Arrrrrrrrt.
What's a pirate's favorite body part?
The arrrrrm.
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
No. The Navy you idiot.
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Body Part One Liners
Which body part one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with body part? I can suggest the ones about body system and body.
- When you die what body part dies last? The pupils, they dilate
- is my wife ashamed of my body? a tiny part of me says yes.
- Is my girlfriend disappointed in my body? A tiny part of me says 'yes'.
- Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says Yes
- What part of the body dies last? The pupils, they dilate
- What's the worst part of my body? The spine, it really holds me back.
- What is the last part of your body to die? Your eyes.....because they dilate.
- What part of your body shouldn't move while dancing? Your bowels!
- When you die, what part of the body dies last? The pupils…they dilate.
- When you die, which part of your body is the last to go? Your pupils. They dilate.
- What is the most reliable body part? Your fingers. You can always count on them!
- when you die, the last part of your body to stop working are your pupils, They Dilate.
- If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back.
- Q: What's the last part of the body to die? A: The pupils, they dilate.
- My favourite part of the Bible, Psalm: body once told me the world was gonna roll me.
Hilarious Body Part Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about body part you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human body jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make body part pranks.
What's the most sensitive part of a man's body during m**...?
His ear.
No problems
A former Sergeant , having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart-alec punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how tough he really was, before trying any pranks. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence ... He had no trouble with discipline that year.
Three Engineers
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a civil engineer are sitting around and talking about God.
The mechanical engineer says, "God is a mechanical engineer. Just look at the human body - a light-weight skeleton with moving parts holding up a massive frame of muscle and fat. God must be a mechanical engineer!"
The electrical engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is an electrical engineer. Just look at the human body - the nerve system routes electrical signals to the brain which is essentially a computer. God must be an electrical engineer!"
The civil engineer disagrees. "No, no. God is a civil engineer. Just look at the human body - only a civil engineer would run a toxic waste pipe through a playground."
Medical School Entrance Exam...
When I was young (100 yrs. Ago) and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility.
One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when e**...."
Those who spelled "SPINE" became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.
Entrance Exam
A recent entrance exam for Medical School included several questions that would determine eligibility.
One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when e**...."
Those who spelled 'spine' became Doctors.
The rest ended up in Congress.
Man goes to a doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says "doctor, I have pain all over my body, everywhere I touch hurt". He then proceeds to point to various parts of his body cringing in pain. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and concludes. "Sir, it appears you have a broken finger".
I have a problem with people that are missing body parts.
I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant.
Emergency flashers
Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their n**... bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my cardboard cutouts. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!
Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI
A spine
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?
♪ *Shady's back* ♪
A man lies n**... on the beach...
But because his private parts aren't as tanned as the rest of his body, he place a hat on it. A few minutes later a lady walks by, fully n**.... The lady jokinly said to the man "Well, if you were a gentleman, you would raise your hat for me..." The man answered in return "Well, m'lady, the hat would raise itself, if you weren't that ugly."
My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ...
... SPINE.
Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?
The eyes, cause they di-late.
How I Nearly Became A Doctor
How I Nearly Became A Doctor
When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
A nun asked in church class, which part of the body comes to heaven first?!
So Johnny immediately replied: "Must be the legs!"
The nun is startled and asks: "Why do you think that, Johnny?"
And Johnny replies: "Last night I saw mom in bed with her legs in the air screaming "Oh, god... I'm coming!!!". If dad hadn't been pounding her to the bed so furiously, we would lose her forever!"
A Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!
XD
A Man walks into the Doctor's Office...
He tells the doctor he is in pain. He keeps touching every part of his body and says that no matter where he touches himself he feels pain.
The doctor tells him: "You broke your finger"
Women expose 90% of their body when wearing a bikini
Men are nice enough to only look at the covered parts
What's the difference between a belly dancer and an incompetent pastry chef?
One shakes body parts and the other bakes shoddy tarts.
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.
You understand it better, but it dies in the process.
See what I did there was use the frog as an analogy to show that exposing the inner workings of a joke would essentially deprive it of its life in that it's not funny anymore. I'm drawing a parallel (and so is E. B. White) to how you basically kill a frog when dissecting it to better understand the functioning of its inner body parts, since there is now little left in the joke to laugh at.
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A cop shows up to a gory car wreck (long)
A cop shows up to a gory car wreck and immediately sees several body parts lying around. He takes out his pen and pad to make some notes for his report.
"Left arm - found in ditch"
"Left leg - found in ditch"
~~"Head - found in bulavard~~
~~"Head - found in boulavard~~
*kick*
"Head - found in ditch"
An engineer said: When I was young I decided to go to medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the alphabets
P N E I S
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are Engineers.
Doctor: "What body part would you be okay with losing?"
Patient: "my spine, it's holding me back"
What's the one body part you can choose to have?
You can pick your nose.
When I was young I decided I wanted to attend medical school...
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the following alphabets:
P N E I S
The question asked us to rearrange the letters in a way that it would spell the most important part of the body that is most useful when straight.
Those who answered *SPINE* are doctors today, and the rest of them are my friends.
What part of your body would you get rid of?
Some guy responded "My spine. It holds me back."
I asked my friend, "if you had to get rid of one body part what would it be?"
He said, "My spine, it holds me back."
Nearly became a Doctor
Only a few of my friends know that I nearly became a doctor. But this is what happened.
When I was young in the 1970's, I decided I wanted to a be doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked of us was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when e**....
Those who answered "spine" are doctors today.
The rest of us are sending jokes via the internet!
The police were tracking down a serial killer.
The police were tracking down a serial killer who would dismember his victims and sell their body parts. He was caught after trying to sell three feet at a yard sale. The bail cost him an arm and a leg.
A restaurant in my town just started serving human body parts.
They've really got a leg up on the competition now.
What body part starts with p, is 5 letters long and gets bigger when you see something you like?
A pupil.
Why, what did you think it was?
Using the letters P S N I E... name a part of the human body that works best when e**....
If you answered "SPINE" You are correct
A Brunette Asking A Blonde
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
A kid asks the Sunday school teacher which part of the body goes to Heaven first. The teacher decides to make it a lesson and asks the kids what they think.
Sarah says 'it's your brain, because that's what controls everything'
Tina says 'it's your heart, because that's where Jesus lives'
Johnny yells out 'your feet!'
The teacher asks why the feet.
Johnny replies 'because I looked in Mrs Brown's bedroom window this morning and she had her feet in the air screaming 'Jesus! I'm coming!'
Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.
It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I s**.... What am I?
pear
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor
Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
school.
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.
What's a communist's least favorite body part?
The eye
They say the brain is the most important part of the body...
But think about who's telling us that.
A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies
A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite knowing the danger, he simply replied, "It was a wrist I was willing to take."
I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'
It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.
The teacher asks, "Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?"
Flora blushes and says, "That's disgusting, I won't even answer that question." The teacher calls on Johnny: "What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?" "That's easy," says Johnny. "It's the pupil of the eye." "Very good, Johnny," responds the teacher. "That's correct." She then turns to Flora and says, "First, you didn't do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you're in for a BIG disappointment."
What part of the body hurts the most when it snaps?
Thanos
What's the most sensitive part of the body when m**...?
The ears
When you die, which part of your body will decay last?
Your pupils... because they die late.
A young salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen answers, dressed in only a slinky negligee. She asks "Do you like what you see?" Slack jawed, the man finally manages to stutter "uh... yes, very much!"
She says "Quickly, step inside, I think I hear someone coming."
Once inside the beautiful woman drops her negligee and is completely n**.... With a smile she asks "What do you think is the most sensitive part of my body?"
The salesman says "I guess that would have to be your ears."
"My ears? On this luscious body, you think my ears are the most sensitive?"
"Well, yes. When you said you heard somebody coming, that was me!"
my aunt ruth died in a horrible e**...
they couldn't even find any body parts to put in the casket
the f**... was ruthless.
I used to go into shopping centres and rotate the body parts of the mannequins...
I don't think everyone noticed, but I certainly turned a few heads.
Brunette: "Where were you born?" Blonde: "The United States." Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
Annoyed at my constant reminders to stop eating her own body parts,
my wife threw up her hands in frustration.
Sometimes, I wonder to myself if my wife hates my body.
A tiny part of me thinks "Yes!"
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Me: in India
Interviewer: oh, which part?
Me: What 'which part' ..? Whole body was born in India.
When wearing a bikini, a woman reveals 90 % of her body
Men are so polite that they only look at the covered part.
Take good care of your a**...
It's your only body part that gives a s**...
Different body parts rate each other
The Brain to the Liver: You're a 6.
The Spleen to the Colon: You're a 7.
The u**... to the Bladder: Urinate.
Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...
The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.
Contrary to what historians will tell you, Napoleon had a more horrific death.
It turns out, the military leader had walked over an active land mine causing it to explode. Body parts were strewn all over the place. Yeah. That's right. Napoleon was Blown-apart!
Did you hear about the guy who won an award for having the most extra body parts?
He won the Chernobyl Piece Prize.
Rearrange the letters PNEIS ...
**When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.**
**One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is e**.... Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.**
**The rest of us are swapping jokes on Reddit.**
why are the eyes the last part of the body to stop working after death?
they dilate
