Body Organ Jokes
33 body organ jokes and hilarious body organ puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body organ that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Body Organ Short Jokes
Short body organ jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The body organ humour may include short human organ jokes also.
- One day, the organs of the body had a meeting to decide who should be in charge. The mouth said, I should be in charge because I can talk.
...No one else said anything. - My uncle in an anatomical doctor, he puts the organs of the dissected body on his desk. I guess you could say he has a very organized desk.
- I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an o**... in 25 years.
-Tom Cotter - I thought, "What o**... in the body is the most important?" The immediate answer was, "The brain". That makes sense....................
Wait a minute, what o**... in the body is telling me that?! - What o**... in the body never dies? THE LIVER.
ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully. - A registered o**... donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime... Because they de-liver for free.
- My narcissistic friend just became an o**... donor... because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"
- Eating Chinese food is like getting an o**... transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it.
- I used to think the human brain was the most wonderful o**... in my body Then I realized who was telling me this
- Someone came to my house asking if I was an o**... donor I said he could have my organs.. Over my dead body!
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Body Organ One Liners
Which body organ one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with body organ? I can suggest the ones about body part and body system.
- Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well organized
- How does Dr. Frankenstein keep track of his body parts? He uses an o**...-izer.
- The brain is the most important o**... in your body \- *According to the brain*
- The brain is the most important o**... in the body... But look who's telling me that
- Which body o**... loves life the most? The Liver
- What do you call a cow that gives it's body to save others? o**... doner
- which o**... of the human body expands to 10 times it's size I don't know, you tell me.
Body Organ Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about body organ you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human body jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make body organ pranks.
So a dad and his son go into a bar...
His son is literally only a head (doesn't need vital organs to live in this joke)
Sons birthday so the dad buys him a shot
Son takes shot and boom he becomes a full bodied functional man
Dad is so happy he says shots all around
The son takes another shot and dies
Dad is now crying hysterically
Bartender says
Kid should've stopped while he was ahead.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
A man goes to the doctor...
The doctor says: I have good news and bad news...
The man replies: - Okay start with the bad news.
-See this X-ray here? This is your organs, see this black circles? There are tumours everywhere in your body.
- Oh... and what is the good news?
- I can make it disappear in Photoshop.
o**... donation study reaches same conclusions as earlier study on GMO's
Studies have shown a strong correlation between the s**... identity of patients and whether they're able to accept various different donor organs. In particular, the bodies of aggressively heterosexual patients tend to reject donor organs.
As with studies earlier this year on genetically modified crops, researchers concluded from this data that straight men don't like trans plants.
Which body o**... works out the most when m**...?
Ears, listening if anyone is coming...
The Largest o**...
**Q:** What's the largest o**... in the human body?
**A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
2 women argue over who designed the human body
2 long time friends meet up at a bar and have some drinks when the conversation turns to who designed the human body.
Women 1 is a mathematician and argued as such a mathematician must have
Women 2 is a scientist and as such argued that due do science and stuff it must have been a scientist
Drunk construction worker guy spins around and says "both you broads are wrong, a plumber designed the human body"
The 2 women look confused and asked the construction worker how so. His reply? "Only a plumber is s**... enough to put the waste disposal through the main o**..."
Heart transplant
One of the city's homeless women needed a heart transplant, but when they finally had found a donor, she was very nervous. "What if my body rejects this o**...?" She asked the surgeon.
"Well, you have very good health, apart from the heart," replied the surgeon. "What kind of job do you really?"
"Actually I have been a p**... since I was 18," said the woman. "But what has that to do with it?"
"Well," said the doctor. "If you have not rejected a o**... the past ten years, it is very unlikely that it would happen now."
Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a Highschool, said during class, “Miss Jones, would you please name the o**... of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.”
Miss Jones gasped, then said, “Mr. Smith, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.” With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Smith called on Miss Brown and asked the same question. Miss Brown, replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.”
“Correct,” said Mr. Smith. “And now, Miss Jones, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which o**... of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which o**... of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!"
Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted.
She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson.
"Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."