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Body Fluid Jokes

5 body fluid jokes and hilarious body fluid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body fluid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Body Fluid Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good body fluid joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I don't want to say my s**... life is bad but...

...the only time my wife and i mix body fluids is if she doesn't flush before I pee.

I make a living selling dehydrated body fluids, especially blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm.

I'm well renouned for my dry humors.

Did you hear about the sale on snot at the body fluids store?

It was a blow out

What's the most important liquid in the human body?

Seminal fluid.

3 engineers are arguing about what kind of engineer God is......

and the mechanical engineer says, "Just look at the muscular system, all the fluid dynamics and joints. God was clearly a mechanical engineer." To which the electrical engineer says. "No, no, no, just look at the nervous system! The way impulses are sent all over the body and how the brain stores information; God was clearly an electrical engineer." "I'm sorry guys, God was a civil engineer. " says the civil engineer. " No one else would run a waste disposal pipeline right through the entertainment district."

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