Body Count Jokes
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What is the most reliable body part?
Your fingers. You can always count on them!
If I followed the advice to live every day as if it's my last,
the body count would be astonishing.
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I thought that people asking me what my body count is were asking how many people I've killed, not how many people I've had s**... with;
Now everyone thinks I'm some sort of nymphomaniac
What's the difference between a serial killer and a politician?
The body count
Some cultures use different parts of the body to represent different numbers.
If you don't know these aspects of the culture, you may not value the people. But I find you can count on them once you get to know them better.
Why was the mathematician disappointed by the empty morgue?
There was no body to count on.
Got a ticket, smh.
The other day I got a ticket for riding in the car pool lane. Apparently it does not count, if the body is in the trunk.
What does Ebola and US police have in common?
A high body count of black people
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Three men were caught for m**... on same day.
Very next day they were produced in the court.
After hearing all the arguments the judge decided to declare the verdict after lunch.
It happened to be his wife's birthday that day and he had promised to not give death penalty on her birthday to anyone.
After lunch judge announced that all the three accused will receive 500 lashes.
Since it's almost a death penalty all accused were asked for their last wish.
First one thought as nothing can save him now, wishes for noth ing.
He is lashed 500 times all over his body.
He was bleeding all over gasping for final breath and conciousness.
When second person was asked for his wish he thought for a moment and said, "I wish that 10 pillow is tied all over me."
Well, 500 lashes was given but he laughed all over as pillow absorbed all the forces of lashes.
Now, The third person was called and asked for his wish.
He looked around.
He saw first person facing his death and counting his last breath and second person laughing at first person calling him idiot.
He took some time and with deep breath said,"Tie second person over me. "
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