Body Builder Jokes
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Funniest Body Builder Short Jokes
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- Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room.
One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?"
The other said, "What for?" - I never understood how Dr. Frankenstein got overpowered by his monster... ... I mean, the guy was an amazing body builder.
- Body builder to blind dude: with enough training, you can get ripped like me Blind dude: I feel you.
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the body builder in his pharmacy? These are not the 'roids you are looking for.
- What was the prize for the body builder who went the longest time without working out? aTrophy
- Did you hear about the ex body builder who can no longer crush a coke can? It's just soda pressing
- What do you get a body builder for Christmas? A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
- If body builders religiously try to gain weight.. Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?
- Did you hear about the arabian body builder who built a business empire? They called him the protein sheikh
- What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder? "No whey."
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Body Builder One Liners
Which body builder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with body builder? I can suggest the ones about muscle man and big muscles.
- What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder? "No whey"
- Why are body builders so good at making cheese? Because they have huge calves
- I tried to be a professional body builder once But i lost my whey
- Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
- My mother is really strong! She's a body-builder.
- What happened to the body builder who lost their protein powder? They lost their whey
- What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed? No whey...
- Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!
- We're all body builders. Some of us are just not very good at it.
- What do you call a group of body builders in a hot tub? Beef stew
- What did the body builder say to the cab driver? U don't even lyft, bro.
- Why did the body builder eat an esport team? it was high in Proteen.
- What is a body builder's favorite dance move? The Protein Shake
- What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?
He was depressed. - What do body builders order at restaurants? Mussels
Hilarious Body Builder Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about body builder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean personal trainer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make body builder pranks.
Once there was a bartender who claimed he was the strongest man on earth, he could squeeze every drop of juice out of a lemon and he bet $10,000 that no one could squeeze anymore out of a lemon he has squeezed
People came in from all over the country, body builders, weight lifters, wrestlers, or anyone that wanted to try.
But no one could squeeze anymore juice out of the lemons.
Then one day a little nerdy looking guy walks in and everyone laughs at him when they hear he is there to try to squeeze a lemon.
So the bartender squeezes a lemon into a cup an hands him what is left over.
Then the guy squeezes out 6 more drops of juice, and everyone is amazed!
"What do you do for a living?" they would ask, "Are you a weight lifter, a body builder?"
"No", he replied. "I work for the IRS."
A blind man goes into a restaurant...
A blind man goes into a restaurant and sits down at a table. He orders something to drink and says to the waiter "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The waiter replies, "Well, actually sir, I am a blonde. And there is a man just over at the bar who is an ex-con with a violent streak and he is a blonde. Also we just seated a body builder who has a temper problem, he is blonde as well. So, I don't know, do you want to tell the joke?"
The blind man says, "Well, no not if I have to explain it three times!"
The Bodybuilder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
When is a body builder's shortest workout?
During the winter Swole-stace
What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?
A body builder
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What do catholic body builders lift?
Their guilt.
What do body builders use to wash their clothes?
Gain
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!"
He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!"
He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!"
He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that.
She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
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Two Mexican body builders
have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become i**.... Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"
BodyBuilder and a Blonde
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.'
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was
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what do you call a body builder m**...?
a power s**....
A bartender squeezes all the juice from a lemon
And says, "I'll give a thousand bucks to whoever can squeeze another drop from this lemon." All the strongest men in the bar took turns trying, but nobody could even squeeze a single drop. The bartender thought he'd won, when an thin, wiry old man walked up from the back. He grabbed the lemon, and six drops were squeezed out. Flabbergasted, the bartender asked, "How did you do that? What did you do for a living? Were you a lumberjack, or a body builder?" The old man smiled, and said, "I worked for the IRS."
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A new mother has sold over $6,000 worth of breast milk to body builders.
Apparently body builders is the term for people with a breast milk f**....
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What do you call a pregnant woman?
A body builder
I met a part time body builder today, who happens to also be a Rabbi...
he's an absolute *Jew*-nit
Why did the body builder go to the crustacean church?
He heard that it was a good source of mussel mass
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A skinny nerd walks into a bar.
Hey! he shouts to one table All you idiots should move to table seven! and to another table he shouts And all you morons should move to table nine! A big a**... body builder gets up from the first table and faces the nerd and growls Hey, I'm not an idiot! The nerd straightens his glasses, looks up to the body builder and replies Well, you go sit at table nine then.
During a zombie apocalypse
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Gamer Zombies: GAMMMMESSS!!
Depressed Zombies: PAINNNNSSS!!
Batman Zombie: BANNNNEEE!!
A body builder takes off his shirt.
A blonde says, "Wow, what a great chest you have!" He says, "100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He takes off his pants and the blonde says "What massive calves you have!" He replies, "That's 100lbs of dynamite, babe!" He then removes his underwear and the blonde runs off screaming in fear. He puts his clothes back on and chases behind her. He finally catches up with her and asks why she ran like that. She says, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
