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Body Ache Jokes

3 body ache jokes and hilarious body ache puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about body ache that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


Body Ache Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good body ache joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A blonde walks into a doctor's office, the doctor asks what's wrong and the blonde says "My entire body hurts!"

"Oh?" Said the doctor, "like a whole body ache?"
"No!" said the blonde "like everywhere is searing pain! Here I'll show you!"
The blonde pokes her shoulder "That really hurt!"
She pokes her stomach "That really hurt too!"
She bends down and pokes her knees "Both of those hurt super bad! Can you help me doctor!?"
The doctor looks at her, sighs, and says "Yes I can help you, in fact I solved your problem"
"What is it!?"
"Your finger's broken"

Two old guys were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down.


One says, “You know, I’m 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You’re about my age. How do you feel?”
The other guy says, “Oh, I feel like a newborn baby.”
“Really,” says the first guy.
“Yep,” says the second one. “No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants.”

Wife : My body is aching.

Husband : Yes but you are a queen.

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