Bodily Function Jokes

6 bodily function jokes and hilarious bodily function puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bodily function that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Bodily Function Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good bodily function joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Jokes about female b**... functions are not funny.


My grandpa likes to boast that his b**... functions are like clockwork

Now he wasn't always like this so he's been taking extra pride in it:
"everyday I go to sleep at 21 o'clock.then at 5:30 a.m. I take a p**....At 5:45 I have a s**...,and at 6 a.m. sharp I wake up."

Its crazy how some people die after having a s**..., but others just lose a b**... function and are otherwise okay..

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and b**... functions.

The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee." The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement." The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I c**... like a cow." "So what's your problem?" ask the others. "I don't wake up until nine!"

A f**... is the only b**... function which has its own punctuation.

The skid mark.

Sweaters aren't the only garment named after a g**... b**... function...

There's wind breakers, too

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