Bobby Jokes

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Best Short Bobby Jokes

Short bobby puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bobby humour may include short billy jokes also.

  1. Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I" Bobby: I is...
    Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
    Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
  2. What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike? Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them.
    R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
  3. Oh Bobby..what did you grow up to be!? Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
    Bobby: I is...
    Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".
    Bobby: I am the 9th letter of the alphabet.
  4. A London Bobby comes home to find his wife in bed with two men .... He says: "Hello, Hello what's all this then?
    Wife says: "What, no hello for me?"
  5. Sir Bobby Charlton was having an interview. "I won many awards and honours playing football for my club!" He boasted.
    "United?" Asked the interviewer.
    "Indeed I am!" Sir Bobby proudly replied.
  6. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear the story of Bobby the Dwarf. He said, "No thanks, I don't have much time."
    To this, I responded, "Are you sure? It's a pretty short story."
  7. Bobby joins the military. Recruitment sergeant: what would you like to achieve?
    Bobby: I want to be a general after 2 years.
    Recruitment sergeant: are you insane?
    Bobby: is that required?
  8. A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says Hey we have a drink named after you.
    The grasshopper says You have a drink named Steve?
    From none other than bobby lee
  9. Yurt? Something Uncle Bobby yells down to you after you've accidentally fallen from the tree stand while hunting big game bucks in the heart of the forests of Appalachia.
  10. We attended a wedding this weekend for Bobby-Joe and Bobby-Ann. It was a beautiful wedding and it just goes to show that... there's somebobby for everybobby.
Bobby joke, We attended a wedding this weekend for Bobby-Joe and Bobby-Ann. It was a beautiful wedding and it ju

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about bobby can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of bobby puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Bobby One Liners

Which bobby one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bobby? I can suggest the ones about bob hope and tony.

  1. Bobby told Billy he stopped a stampede. That was the biggest bunch of bull he ever herd.
  2. Why couldn't Bobby start his car? He wasn't wearing his cargo pants.
  3. Who hits Houston harder? Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.
    ~Probably too soon.
  4. Why did Bobby Shmurda go to jail? He was convicted with second degree shmurder
  5. I'm SO white I went out during the riots an BOUGHT a TV.
    Bobby. King of the Hill
  6. What does the sun do? It makes Keith sweat and Bobby brown
  7. What do you call a fish that likes to cook? Bobby Fillet
  8. Come on Drake, Hitting on Millie Bobby Brown? She's only Eleven.
  9. What is the formal name of the Bobby Pin? The Robert Pin.
  10. Famous basketball coach Bobby Knight decided to throw a party. *chair
  11. Why did Bobby Drake bail on his wedding? He had cold feet.
  12. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Bobby can you feel the beat? Yes! Stop punching me!
  13. What's a priests favorite song? Drop kick me Jesus - by Bobby Bare
  14. What would you call an older Bobby pin? Robert
  15. What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer? Don't worry, be hoppy :)

Bobby Brown Jokes

Here is a list of funny bobby brown jokes and even better bobby brown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did Christopher Guest say to Millie Bobby Brown when he gave her a dollar? This 1 goes to Eleven.
  • Know who should open a chain of convenience stores together? Jeri Ryan and Millie Bobby Brown
  • Guess who's shopping for a new punching bag? Bobby Brown
  • So they're gonna cremate Bobbi Kristina Brown... everyone gets to do a line at the f**....
Bobby joke, So they're gonna cremate Bobbi Kristina Brown...

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Bobby Jokes

What funny jokes about bobby you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bob and matt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make bobby prank.

"The person who answers this last question gets to leave early" said the teacher

"Now what is the sum of three and two, multiplied by the square root of 6 " the teacher asked.
The class began scribbling furiously. All except for Bobby. Bobby raised his hand and the teacher called on him.
"5" answered Bobby confidently. He began to pack up his things and walk to the door.
"Not quite correct Bobby" the teacher said "so you don't get to leave early"
"You didn't say it had to be correct...Just that someone had to answer"

Two r**... are talking about their s**... lives.

"Ma first time was with ma sister and ma cousin!" Billy Joel Cletus exclaims proudly. "What?! Yer first time was a t**...?" Bobby Floyd-Wilson asks. "Nope," says Billy.

What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?

We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and asked:
'So Bobby, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?'

Jack and Bobby are arguing in the playground.

"My dad's better than your dad," says Jack.
"Oh yeah," replies Bobby. "Well, my mom's better than your mom!"
"You're probably right," says Jack. "My dad says the same thing."

I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum.

That makes it very difficult to enjoy any l**....

I heard that Gotye used to give o**... s**... to a police officer so he'd turn a blind eye to his crimes.

The officer eventually arrested him, despite this. Now he's just some Bobby that he used to blow.

Looks like translating jokes is cool now

Bobby is sitting in his living room in his underwear, and wearing a blazer, when his wife comes in.
"Bobby why the h**... are you wearing a blazer?"
"Well, maybe we'll have guests..."
"Then why don't you have any pants on?"
"Well, maybe we won't."

Two blondes are out shopping

When they're done they head back to their convertible, but suddenly realize they locked the keys inside the car.
While they stand there, not knowing what to do, one of the blondes finally has the bright idea to try and pick the lock with her bobby pin.
The other blonde looks up worriedly at the sky and says, "Hurry up! It's about to rain and we left the top down!"

Timmy Learns to Count

A preschool teacher asked her students in class, "who can count from one to ten?"
Little 3-year old Timmy swiftly raised his hand, "I can!" and started counting "one, two, three four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
The teacher is impressed, "Well done Timmy! Who taught you that?"
"My uncle Bobby!" Timmy said.
"Can you count past ten?" The teacher asked Timmy.
"That's easy!" Timmy continued, "Jack, Queen, King..."

Bobby Charlton was asked

Bobby Charlton was asked how he thought the England team of '66 would have fared against Iceland. " I think we'd have won 1-0 " he replied. "Only 1-0?" Said the reporter. "Yes," said Bobby. "Most of us are in our 70's now!"

Betty was away from home on a business trip, and on a break between meetings decided to call home collect... her husband was outside changing the oil on his car, her 6 year old son Bobby picked up the phone.
Putting his ear to the receiver, he heard a man say: *"We have a Betty on the line, will you except the charges?"*
Terrified, Bobby ran outside screaming:

Stewart, Bobby, Matthew and Arthur are all hanging out at Bobby's place.

Arthur turns to the group and asks "hey, you guys ever wonder about what it would be like to have arms and legs?"

I heard Bobby Drake was leaving Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

I guess he was just too cool for school.

After 4 Years of Failing High School, Bobby Finally Got an A+ From His Teacher

its because he studied, you pervs

Did you know that before Bobby Fischer ever picked up a chess piece, he used to play checkers?

I guess you could say he had a checkered past.

Having a very active night means something different if you play a lot of chess

It means you hit the dance floor with more moves than Bobby Fisher

Bobby joke, Having a very active night means something different if you play a lot of chess

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The impact of these bobby jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.