Bobbing Jokes
4 bobbing jokes and hilarious bobbing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bobbing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of funny jokes inspired by apple bobbing and the sea! Enjoy humor related to diving, reefs, and shipwrecks, all while learning a bit more about the unique art of apple bobbing.
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What is a good bobbing joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I spent all day bobbing up and down in the water
It's been my dream ever since I was a little buoy.
Two Irishmen are lost at sea in a life boat
They're gradually dying of thirst, until one day they spot an ancient bottle bobbing past. They grab it out of the water, open it and a genie arises and say's he'll grant them one wish.
Immediately one of them blurts out, "I wish the entire sea were Guinness!" Instantly whole ocean turns black and foamy, pure Guinness.
"Whadda do that for ya feckin' idjit!" Yells his companion, "Now we have to p**... in the boat!"
A double bass player
A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious.
He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notices several other players also ducked taped to their basses, bobbing in the water.
After a pause he yells out "Hey, do we get fed on this gig?"
"We did last year!" one answers.
Michael Jackson Joke #4543762
Michael Jackson tried killing himself Sunday morning
by jumping off his boat.
The coast guard found him last night, bobbing up and down
on a small buoy.
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