Boba Jokes
33 boba jokes and hilarious boba puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about boba that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Boba Short Jokes
Short boba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The boba humour may include short tea jokes also.
- What do you call a python that blocks the door to a Milk Tea shop? A boba constrictor.
(one of the few that I've come up with on my own..got groans out of the family!) - The future is now An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon.
He called it the boba FET. - New Star Wars movie They're making a star wars movie about Boba Fett's sister Mos Fett who is LGBT. She is a trans sister
- In Germany, these are the three main fat groups: 1. Gesättigt Fett (Saturated Fat)
2. Trans Fett (Trans Fat)
3. Boba Fett - Which Star Wars character is obsessed with cheese? Boba Feta.
- What's the difference between Disney and the Sarlacc on Tatooine? Disney can kill Boba Fett.
- I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars I have a Boba fettish
- What do you call a Pokémon that gets high on boba. A boba-saur
- What do you call a bubble-tea mercenary? Boba Fett
- In honor of Star Wars Day: What do bounty hunters like to put on their salad? Boba Fetta cheese
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Boba One Liners
Which boba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with boba? I can suggest the ones about boba fett and milk.
- Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo.
- What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!
- Boba Fett is my hero. I've got pictures of him in every room. I think I've got a fettish.
- I heard they're going to make a show about Boba Fett's rich cousin… Warrenba Fett
- What is a Mandalorian's favorite drink? Boba-Tea
- What do you call an overweight bounty hunter? Boba Fat
- What do you call a Mandalorian that cures animals? Boba Vett.
- What's a Mandolorian's favorite tea? Boba
- What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian? Boba Pett.
- Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet? It didn't Fett.
- What's Boba Fett's least favorite chemical? Toluene
- Who does Darth Vader like to get tea with? Boba
- What's Boba Fett's favorite magazine? Sarlacc Digest.
- What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret
- What's the best bounty hunter in the galaxy with one eye? Boba Fetty Wap
Boba Fett Jokes
Here is a list of funny boba fett jokes and even better boba fett puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Does a guy looking for love at a Star Wars Convention Have a Boba Fett-ish?
- What did... What did Boba Fett say to Jabba the Hutt after capturing Chewbacca?
Wookie here... - Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett? Han Solo
Charming Humor Boba Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about boba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean droid jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make boba pranks.
I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.
I am going to call it Boba f**....
I've always wanted to have s**... while wearing Mandalorian armour...
I guess I have a Boba Fettish